Dookus needs a last name

[Dookus]

I don't think I can reasonably pull off the whole Madonna/Cher/Beyonce thing. So, in the finest tradition of democracy, vote for Dookus' last name!

[WillyBrandt]

1. Tanzarian n/t

[Teddy_Salad]

2. It's gotta be Dookus Dingleberry

They go together like chalk and...well, blackboards. :silly:

[Angelus]

3. Dookus works.

:)

[ronzo]

4. Dookus Dunwoody

:toast:

[DAGDA56]

5. Dookus Maximus has a classy ring to it...(nt)

[Dookus]

8. ooh!

it sure does! I may pick that one anyway!
on edit: I changed the poll.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Hey! Did I inspire you?

Or are you just trying to steal my vote? BTW, I'll marry Jchilds if you want someone to get her off your back!

[Dookus]

7. you always inspire me...

but especially when you expound on voting for Dingleberries.

And hands of Jchilds... We can work around the whole "she's a woman and I'm gay" thing. It'll just take some time and surgery on her part.

[SarahB]

9. Personally, I like Galookus

Kind of pleasantly rolls off the tongue when you say it. :7

[ForrestGump]

10. Dookus Babookus! It's the Name Game!

Regards,
Forrest Boborrest

[bubblesby2002]

11. I'm very fond of Dookus DeFarge

it just sounds so famous or French, but I voted for Dookus Maximus for various reasons.:hi:

[Career Prole]

12. And all this time I thought you were misspelling Dukakis. ;-)

So that's your first name, eh? I think it's a dandy 'stand-alone' name.

[Eye and Monkey]

13. I thought you and jchild were getting married. Dookus J. Child, right?

[TahitiNut]

14. Priapus?

:silly:

[Parrcrow]

15. Dookus Mie-Yass

nice ring to it.

[Rowdyboy]

16. Dookus, like Elvis and Cher, needs no last name

ever

[Lars39]

17. I think you don't need a last name,

but if you feel that you do, I like Dookus Maximus or Dookus Galookus.
They make you sound Roman. Is your toga back from the cleaners? :)

[dolo amber]

18. Dookus BigMcLargeHuge

There clearly is no other choice. :D

[DS1]

19. Bobaganoosh

[moof]

20. voted for being able to pull it off

failing that the only logical choice remains

" Tookus "

[Salviati]

21. Dookus McGee

Though I actually voted for Dookus Maximus...

[PartyPooper]

22. I like rhymes. How about Dookus Mucous?

:D

[Dookus]

23. Dookus Maximus disapproves

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. No no no - Dookus Maximus Disapprovus

geez. Get it right.

But I like Dookus McFookus.

[Blue-Jay]

25. Dookus MacDookus

Sounds good to me.

If you'd rather, I'll adopt you and forever refer to you as Dookus Ferguson. You're a Scot at heart.

[Dookus]

26. hrmm... adoption, you say?

Will there be a large inheritance involved?

[Blue-Jay]

29. No riches to be had, I'm afraid.

But you'd be a Scot. Can't beat THAT with a ten-foot stick.

[tishaLA]

27. I say you can carry of the Cher/Beyonce thing

but if you MUST take a last name, please let it be delRio.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

28. Dookus Of Earlus

[TahitiNut]

30. Well, I thought mine (#14) was good, but ...

... yours is best, Wiz! (lol!)

[indigobusiness]

33. Me too(#32) He's the WIZ

and no one beats him.

[Bunny]

31. Schmookus?

:evilgrin:

[indigobusiness]

32. Dookus Galore

she is a Bond girl, right?