POSSIBLE NEW SLOGANS FOR MICHIGAN:

[RoeBear]

*The one that looks like a mitten, you moron. *Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar. *The Orange Barrel State. *So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference. *We know the rules to euchre. *Got fudge? *Two Mystery Spots. No waiting. *Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains. *Soda? We ! say pop here, buddy. *The Midwestern "M" state without a wrestler for governor. *No riots since '67. *More than just boarded up auto plants. *Casino fever - catch it. *Sandy beaches without severe undertow. *Happiness is a warm pasty. *Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets. *Water enough for any drought. *Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax. *Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres. *Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York. *Gerald Ford slept here. *It's called snow. Get used to it. *Where the names of high-toned suburbs needlessly end with "e." *Deer processing available here. *Not as flat as Indiana. *Try eating corn flakes without us. *Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes. *Big on flannel. *It's not the heat. It's the humidity. *Smoked fish sold here. *Good people with camping trailers. *We moved American history to Dearborn. *No toll roads and proud of it. *Our biggest bridge makes you! rs look puny. *Nearly went to war with Ohio once and will do it again if they pull any funny stuff. *Land of snow machines and bass boats. *Fuck mosquitoes. *We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style. *Where lousy teams get new stadiums. *Speed limit back up to 70, so move it. *The Red Wings State.

[bigwillq]

1. A suggestion:

You should space these out. There very funny but it's tough to read. It seems like they all run into each other.

[truthseeker1]

2. Don't forget

Where Jon Bonet Ramsey's dad is gonna run for State House!

[MI Cherie]

3. As a ...

... repuke!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. howz about

*10,000 militant white supremacists can't be wrong*

[ben_thayer]

5. "A month of summer is all you really need!" eom

:scared:

[Az]

6. More coastline than the entire east and west coast combined

10,000 lakes? Ha!

Hell really does freeze over. Come visit in the winter.

5 seasons. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and interchangable.

Don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes.

They are our damn lakes so hands off.

The second most severe climate in the world.

The second cloudiest spot in the states.