Yeah, but what can *I* do to get you to contribute to DU?

[Robb]

:evilgrin:

C'mon, Donate Away!!

How can I convince you?

[GOPisEvil]

1. If you send your all-female grounds crew down here...

...I'll donate again! I'll let you know what my schedule is like. :D

[wryter2000]

2. Give me someone to sponsor

Anyone need a sponsor?

[dolo amber]

3. Baby oil and plastic wrap

Alllllll riiiiiiiight....

[SOteric]

4. Looks like the dream date option is winning.

[Robb]

5. Only because they don't know

...it involves dinner at the food court. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

7. Oho! Perhaps we should be asking, then...

Just exactly what is your idea of a dream date?

We got the food court part, - would there be monster truck rallies, or maybe a little stump-jumping, ...some midget tossing?

A girl needs to be able to accessorise properly for an evening out, you know.

[Robb]

8. Well, first of all bring money...

...to help bail my "business partner" out of jail.

Then a quick trip to the food court. I'll wait in the car with your house keys while you run in and get food for us, and plus that way I won't have to pay for parking.

Lessee... stop in at the dented can sale behind the pizza place, for sure. Drive past an ex-girlfriend's house so I can play you the 80's mix tape I made about it in proper context. Then back to Castle Robb to look at my collection of superhero action cups and commemorative State Park spoons.

We'll top the whole thing off with incessant phone calls, dropping by your work in cutoffs and a "Bikini Inspector" sleeveless T-shirt, and a restraining order.

Man, what else could a fine lady ask for?

[Robb]

9. Nothin'?

Thought that was pretty good. Mus' be losin' my touch. :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Post a picture of a dingbat