If you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, do you believe you would find love?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

I have an annoying tendency to over-analyze everything, but if you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener and believed that "everyone would be in love with you," would you be able to tell the difference between "real" love and someone who was just in the mood for a wiener?



Also, if "you're not fully clean until you're ZEST-fully clean," should we walk through the streets and point our fingers mockingly at those who haven't showered with Zest, shouting "Unclean! Unclean!" with a tone of arrogant self-righteousness?

[theivoryqueen]

1. tofu dogs rule! n/t

[Bunny]

2. I think everyone WOULD be in love with me,

because I would be intrisically good. So it wouldn't matter if they were just looking for a weinie, or true love, they'd love me anyway.
Cause I'd be just, well, good.

Does this make any sense? I rarely get into such deep discussions on Wednesdays. It's more of a Tuesday thing with me. ;)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Yes, that makes so much sense I'm going to pass out...

...well, maybe not...:-)

Sometimes we go out in the world with an agenda and shoot right past something that's even better than what we thought we wanted.

Other times, we're smarter and move a little slower and can see the difference.

"Intrisically good"...that's what it's really all about, isn't it?

:toast:

[Bunny]

8. "'Intrinsically good'... that's what it's really all about, isn't it"?

Yes indeed. That and the hokey-pokey. But let's not go there - I can only process just so much and then the brain shuts down. :headbang:

[TrogL]

3. This is a sex thread, right?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Nope.

It's a Zen thread that's easily misunderstood.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Very true. Wiener love can be so fickle

Trust me, I know.

[Canuckistanian]

7. Well, Zest is preferred by 7 out of ten Brahmin Hindus

Whereas the Untouchables use Irish Spring. You do the math.

[jmowreader]

9. Why Frankfurters are better than men

The average Frankfurter is at least six inches long

Frankfurters stay hard for a week

A Frankfurter won't tell you that size doesn't count

Frankfurters don't get too excited

A Frankfurter never suffers from performance anxiety

Frankfurters are easy to pick up

You can fondle Frankfurters in the supermarket...and you know how firm they are before you take them home

Frankfurters can get away any weekend

With a Frankfurter you can get a single room...and you won't have to check in as Mrs Frankfurter

A Frankfurter will always respect you in the morning

You can go to a movie with a Frankfurter and see the movie

At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat

A Frankfurter can always wait until you get home

A Frankfurter won't eat all the Popcorn...or send you out for milk duds

[EstimatedProphet]

10. By god, you've stumbled on the answer!

Freepers DON'T USE ZEST! That's it!

[LincolnMcGrath]

11. What a bunch of