Tigerbeat interviews Grovelbot

[underpants]

:loveya: :loveya:

TB:Well hello Grovelbot you sure have a lot of fans amongst our readers.

GB: mmmmmmmmmmGrovelbot

TB: So...what is your favorite color?

GB: ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

TB:You are so mysterious. We don't see much of you in fact you are like the Marlon Brando of internet fundraisers only appearing in very special projects....

GB: mmmmmmmmmmmmGrovelbot
TB: uh huh tell us is there anyone special in your life right now?

GB: ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

TB: What do you do in your spare time? Ya know where do you hang? Who do you hang with?

GB:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGrovelbot ## Support Democratic Underground! ## mmmmmmmmGrovelbot

TB: Finally do you have a message for your fans?

GB:## Support Democratic Underground! ##

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. He's so dreamy!!!!

can we win a mystery date with Grovelbot?

[underpants]

2. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

DU GrovelBot

[northzax]

8. hey, UP-

I just got this PM from Grovelbot, I thought I'dshare it with you...

can you please get that ridiculous panty-boy to stop stealing my thunder? the damn admins only let me out once every few months, and then only based on my ability to raise money, and there goes brief-boy ruining it by thinking he can use my name and likeness to raise all the money with out me. Well you know what? I LIKE asking people for money, and besides, you thought prison is Iraq is bad, you should see Skinner when I don't make quota, *shudder* why do you think I can only type "mmmmmmm" he breaks fingers, that's why. fucking bastard. anyuway, please, please, get him to stop making my life more difficult, otherwise Skinner will shake me, he'll shake and shake and... ARRGGHHHH."

now I don't know what this means, but seriously, I think you should listen.

[underpants]

9. LOL -the quota

you should see Skinner when I don't make quota, *shudder*

That is hilarious northzax

[roguevalley]

3. HE'S/IT'S/SHE'S MINE!

[Canuckistanian]

4. Is it true that Grovelbot had a wardrobe malfunction?

A friend told me he saw the whole thing!

[underpants]

7. mmmmmmmGrovelbot

## Support Democratic Underground! ##

[Canuckistanian]

20. LOL! Good one

Never thought of that.

[FarmerOak]

5. I heard...

... that he's good to his mother, and that fame hasn't changed him AT ALL. He's just a regular 'bot, only with a bitchin' house and multi-port fuel-injection.

He would TOTALLY be my boyfriend, if I was gay, and into 'bots.

[underpants]

6. Welcome to DU

That was too funny

[FarmerOak]

11. Thanks, underpants...

That means a lot. Seriously. They wanted to pee on me in another thread last night.

[underpants]

12. Oh yeah......... THAT crowd

You have to be careful of them.

LOL now I have to take a smoke break.

[GOPisEvil]

10. I think Grovelbot should submit his picture to the gallery.

That way we can bask in his dreaminess all year long.

[underpants]

13. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

[FarmerOak]

14. I love GrovelBot because...

... he's VERY sexy, but in an asexual, non-threatening way. Since I am newly-embarking upon relationships with 'bots, I like them to be gentle and non-threatening. He would prolly be really understanding with me, if I didn't want to download his hard drive, or even defrag him! He would hold me close, and say "mmmmmGrovelbot!"

Is there some way I can win a Dream Date with Grovelbot? I would totally DIE!

[underpants]

16. If you are willing to have Bruce Willis tag along

[FarmerOak]

18. Isn't Willis a Stark-Raving Repug?

No thanks... I'll remain bot-less.

Oh, GrovelBot.... it might have been wonderful, but I couldn't bring myself to be in in that close proximity to a confirmed asshole.

[northzax]

22. sorry, no dream dates avaliable

however, we will be auctioning off seven minutes of heaven with G-Bo in the closet the admins keep him in between fund drives.

[Angelus]

15. Grovelbot makes women wet...

with perspiration. What a stud.

[ellie]

17. So true!

Grovelbot is hot!

[TrogL]

19. Stop flirting with Grovelbot

Get a room or something.

[Champ]

21. kick

I want to see GrovelBot post in this. :)

[myrna minx]

23. Does Tigerbeat have a Grovelbot kissing poster?

He is sooo coy and SUCH a tease!