Bush Vows to Pay More Attention to the Needs of Non-Presidents

[northzax]

Subject: Bush Vows to Pay Greater Attention to the Need of Non-Presidents
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<snip>WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to recent polls suggesting that he has lost touch with the average American, President Bush vowed Monday to pay closer attention to the needs of non-presidents.

"Perhaps, in the past, I've been somewhat lax in addressing the day-to-day problems of the nation's non-presidents," Bush said during a White House press conference. "Well, that's about to change. I hereby pledge to hear and heed the concerns of non-chief-executives—a group of people who are very valuable to our country, in their own way, even if it's not always readily apparent how."

Bush has charged his staff of 50 with the task of helping him learn more about the nation's many non-commanders-in-chief.
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yes, it's the blooming onion, what'd you think?

[acmavm]

1. Weel, having listened to bush* speak for a number of years now, is

certainly could have been him. Sounded goofy enough.

[MuseRider]

2. I used to always know

when an article was from the onion but the longer we have to deal with Bush* the more I have to check the source.