ROFL...

[Dookus]

my "I wanna do Grovelbot" thread was locked as a sex thread.

For anybody interested: I truly, deep down in my heart, do NOT have lustful feelings for a software program. Honestly.

But I *DO* wanna have sex with "moderator".

[Maddy McCall]

The masochistic type, I presume?

Like having that heel ground into your posts? :-)

[jadedcherub]

1. I don't believe you, you technophiliac.

:)

[Eureka]

2. I've written some pretty fucked software in my time

but I don't think I can help with GrovelBot.

Sorry about that :-(

[Syrinx]

3. whoops, this one just got locked

[WilliamPitt]

4. Ride me! Ride me, you nameless authority figure!

Beep.

[Dookus]

5. Oh god... oh god...

show me your sub-routines! Let me see that big, bad loop. Oh baby, oh baby.... oh yeah, now you're incrementing... oh yeah... keep going... yeah, that's the stuff.

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL!

Too funny!

[WilliamPitt]

7. Your antenna is *so* big...

Beep.

[Dookus]

8. it's not the size of the antenna..

it's the quality of reception.

[WilliamPitt]

10. That's what they all say

but in the dead of night, when wishes are made most passionately, what is wished for more than anything is a towering antenna with a big, red blinking light on top.

You know it's true.

[Dookus]

11. well...

your own late-night fears aren't necessarily universal.

That being said.... I have a giant rabbit-cock. In other words, my penis is exceptionally large for rabbits.

[Maddy McCall]

12. But is it exceptionally large for large rabbits?

Since you are now a giant bunny...

:-)

[Dookus]

13. I don't know what kind of bunny...

you hang around with, but five inches is fucking HUGE in my world!

[WilliamPitt]

14. Dookus, the John Holmes of the rabbit realm

Bow chicka bow bow!

[Dookus]

16. true...

my penis is larger than the average of most mammals.

Hamsters worship me as their god.

[WilliamPitt]

17. ...and amoeba cower in terror at your priapic thunder

[Dookus]

19. amoea?

bullshit! I have put ferrets to shame with my manhod!

[Maddy McCall]

15. Well, if your USB is happy, then I am happy for the both of you!

:-)

[rucky]

9. Moderator knows what grovelbot begs for...

in between fundraisers.

[Dookus]

18. "moderator"

needs to be ****ed. Badly.

[huellewig]

20. I have high standards..

I won't hump something that isn't version 18.0.0 or greater. I'm afraid our kids will end up with mangled contextual menus if I mate with software that is not mature. Or, I might end up in jail..

{edit: piss poor spelling}