We can't be silent anymore. Dookus and I are getting married.

[Maddy McCall]

It's been a long-term affair. I felt chemistry in his first reply. We've never met, and I know he's gay, but, ya know, those are just little obstacles. Love can conquer anything.

Our love affair is magic. Meant to be.

Don't send gifts.

:wink:

:loveya: Dookus! *wink*

[Dookus]

1. ROFL!!!

I don't know how to break this to my boyfriend.... but I'm honored nonetheless.

Where are we registered?

[Maddy McCall]

2. Well, I hadn't really asked you yet...

I just figured I could shame you into it if I applied public pressure. :-)

Registered? Walmart, of course! Can't have too many plastic thingies!

:-)

[Dookus]

3. well

if this is gonna work, we need to solve a few things:

First, the "no gifts" thingie has gotta go. Gay people have ALWAYS missed out on the goodies, and dammit, I want 'em.

Second... Walmart? Nuh uh. Nieman's, baby!

[Maddy McCall]

4. LOL!

Ok, Neiman's it is. I like Royal Doulton...you have any preference?

[Fenris]

5. I'm sure there are some Christian ministries that can help you out

Like that chapter of the LDS that claims it can counsel the gay out of people. You know, by introducing them to Jesus and whatever. Perhaps one of their reeducation camps might do your future husband some good!

And remember, your fighting for all of us HETEROSEXUAL PATRIOTS (R). Win this one for the team!

[Maddy McCall]

6. Shhhh...don't give it away...

Our honeymoon is planned for Salt Lake City.

Don't let Dookus know! ;-)

[Dookus]

7. oh dear...

I was hoping for Amsterdam. I already booked our hotel:

http://www.blacktulip.nl/

It ain't a honeymoon without a sling.

[Maddy McCall]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gotta have a sling! Don't forget to pack the ball gag, too. ;-)

[Fenris]

8. Oooh! That city is *teeming* with HETEROSEXUAL PATRIOTS (R)!

I'll try to keep it a secret. I should start by stopping my YELLING.

Perhaps while you are there you could enter into a plural marriage with Dookus and GrovelBot. :D

[Maddy McCall]

11. LOL!

Don't tell Skinner...but all that money he thinks that Grovelbot is collecting for him? Well, little does he know how I'm paying for the honeymoon.

[Fenris]

12. Well, now I'm a contributor to this sordid game! Curses!

:D

[Maddy McCall]

14. Just act like nothing's up.

It's going to be a real quiet ceremony and honeymoon, financially supported by 40,000 of our closest friends. :-)

[Fenris]

15. The perfect ruse! I am in awe of your grifting skills, jchild!

You flim-flam with the best of them!

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

39. I'm a minister...

with the Church of Universal Life (registration is free!), and I'd be happy to perform the ceremony online. But everybody's got to be buck naked or there's no deal.

[ForrestGump]

10. I will always defend the right of a man and a woman to wed

Submitting my application for Flowerperson right now...

Congratulations, you two!

[Maddy McCall]

13. Ok...I don't know about this...

I would prefer you sing an Elvis song for us during the ceremony. Perhaps you could sing "Viva Las Vegas" quietly as Dookus cascades down the aisle?

I am picturing Zomby for flowerboy.

[Dookus]

16. that'd be nice

but nothin' says lovin' like a big yellow butt. I guess I'll hafta pic Matcom as my best man.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Oh, that sounds great! We need to exchange vows on a raised

platform...that way, he can go up and down the steps while we are doing so.

Do you think he will look nice in a green tux?

[Dookus]

18. I had my heart set

on powder-blue. Just like my prom.

[Maddy McCall]

21. Oh, GAG! What about the peach ones?

I think you'd better stick with "The King" outfit. :-)

[ForrestGump]

19. Even better!

Viva, baby.

Sounds extremely romantic.

I'm leaning toward this one:

[Maddy McCall]

20. Now, Now!

You can't upstage the bride!

I am thinking about this little rag for myself:

[Dookus]

22. hrmm...

I don't know whether to fuck you or salute you.

[ForrestGump]

24. Well, run it up the flagpole and...

wait...that's not what I meant to say..

[Maddy McCall]

25. HAHAHA! Just wait until you've had your "conditioning" in Salt Lake City!

;-)

[ForrestGump]

23. Very becoming!

I'm picking up an American vibe here.

Might I suggest this for the groom?

[Dookus]

26. damn...

I wore that last year at my 4th of July picnic.

[ForrestGump]

28. Excellent taste!

No reference intended to their potential edibility...

[Maddy McCall]

27. Wooohooo! We might now make it through the ceremony if he wears those...

cute little nutcutters!

[ForrestGump]

29. Don't be too sure

I didn't show the other side, but I'm pretty sure that there's a strategically placed 'keyhole' up front. Yes, they're quite possibly crotchless... :o

[Dookus]

30. OMG...

Forrest... were you at the party!?!?

[Maddy McCall]

31. This thread is KILLING ME!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Insanely funny!

[ForrestGump]

33. :D

'ere! Get some 'ere!

Sorry, that should be 'air.'

[ForrestGump]

32. Dude...you know the drill:

Don't Ask, Don't tell.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

34. Another wardrobe suggestion for the groom

To coordinate with the bride:



You can pick it up on your swing by the Liberace Museum in Vegas. I have been, and it is a fine place.

:party: Congrats to the happy couple!:party:

[Andy_Stephenson]

35. Wait a minute...just last night

Dookus, Gore Vidal and I were in a three way...Oh wait...nevermind.

[Dookus]

36. ahh...

those were the days my friend. I thought they'd never end.

[Dookus]

hey... wait a minute...

shouldn't grovelbot be showing up about now?

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[Dookus]

38. sigh...

oh Grovelbot. You rule me. I wanna suck your circuits. I wanna fuck your serial ports. I wanna jerk your sub-routines. I bow down before your software superiority. I want to swallow your output. I am yours, Grovelbot.

[Rowdyboy]

40. What stunning news....We'll give you a gravy boat!

Keep in mind that I am a minister in the Universal Life Church (or something like that-registered on the internet) and have already performed one wedding.

[terrya]

41. "sniff". It's like Liza and David Gest. "sniff". Those sham marriages...

always make me cry...

Excuse me, please. "sniff"

Terry