If you were the Virgin Mary/Jesus; where would you appear?

[HEyHEY]

I say the best place would be as a ring on a coffee table.

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. In a potato chip

Why? who knows why? I just like potato chips

[Fenris]

2. In a filthy toilet at the international terminal at LAX

[Snoggera]

3. In my morning underwear

that would scare the bejesus out of me.

[redwitch]

4. on the fucking White House lawn!

looking VERY, VERY PISSED!!

[oscar111]

7. good answer

I think you got the real answer.
Where else? of course, the white house.

[Gildor Inglorion]

5. On the full moon...

bright, shining, and full of splendor!

[FarmerOak]

6. Hmmm...

First, I would secure compentent media representation. A nice attorney, maybe a vocal coach. All Jews, of course.

Then I'd put out some feelers... what kind of exposure can you offer me? Appearance fees? Merchandising rights? Will nudity be involved? Will it be tasteful nudity?

These are not the kinds of decisions to be made lightly.

[puerco-bellies]

8. I would stick with the classics

A tortilla

[arwalden]

9. In A Bottle Of Apollinaris Water

[GirlinContempt]

10. Hitching down the TransCanada....?

I probably woulnd't appear

[Kenneth ken]

11. at

the Mirage in Lost Wages NV, of course :evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

12. in the iraqi torture pictures...

not just one... all of em... id look overly pissed too...

-LK

[Raster]

13. probably on a tortilla...

weeping and bleeding all over the place.

Yeah, that's the ticket, on a tortilla!