Need help removing old mausoleum

[m-jean03]

What do I do with all the dead people inside???:o

[trof]

1. recycle?

compost?

[m-jean03]

2. I don't think they accept bones at the recycling center, locally..

And they wouldn't compost too well. I was thinking maybe some sort of art project. Or soup...

:evilgrin:

[trof]

3. prolly too old for soup

Grind 'em up into bone meal.
Sprinkle on yer dermater plants.

[m-jean03]

5. You're right.

Thanks. Will do.

[m-jean03]

4. Also, about the inevitable angry spirits-

How the hell do I pacify them?:shrug: Thanks so much. This is going to be such a project, I can tell. I wish Martha Stewart had some hints...

[fortyfeetunder]

6. Contact archaelogical society

Depends on the age of the remains.

Just curious, how did you acquire an old mauseoleum?

[m-jean03]

7. LOL -Just a copy cat thread!

Spoof of "old linoleum" thread...Tempted to keep on pulling your leg, though!:) :)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

8. Check with your Medical Examiner/Police

You will probably be required to re-inter the bodies. If an entire cemetery is to be removed, you will have to find a location in another cemetery (depending on your state).

[m-jean03]

9. Thanks for your help- that's interesting.

I was just goofing off in the Lounge, though!:)

[trof]

10. Y'all been HAD!

Buncha morans.
;-)

[Don_G]

11. What About Old Mastic?

The old C-Ration Gum is hard on my teeth. I don't even want to talk about the WW II and Korean War "Fixodent."