What will we be posting about in a year, after Pres. Kerry has...

[No Mandate Here.]

been in office for four months?

How pleased we are with his SCOTUS nominees?

The addition of three new large allies in the continuing stabilization of Iraq?

Praising the passage of the tax reforms that cause large companies to pay more taxes for offshoring their workers?


Keep filling in the blanks...

[Nite Owl]

1. Probably something about how the

media is making every thing he does into a '-gate', how everything President Kerry does is talkied about at length and how they let all Bush's* huge scandals slide without mention. The right wing isn't going take their lose laying down. They are going to be vicious and we had better be prepared. The fight only begins when Kerry wins.

[Melodybe]

2. I will be talking about how great it is that Bushco is gone.

To keep the media from making everything a "gate" issue, Kerry need only appoint a decent commissioner for the FCC. Return to the media fairness policy from before Reagan and we are set and Kerry will be fine.

[Political_Junkie]

5. I agree, Nite Owl

Look at how they went after Clinton and that was before the humiliations they have suffered through this administration. They will be ready to fight, we should be too.

[SarahB]

16. That about sums it up.

:thumbsup:
It's not going to be all milk and honey. Kerry's going to have a lot of cleaning up of this major mess and he's going to have to do it without media support. Remember what happened to President Clinton anyone? And he a rather a centrist.

[pagerbear]

3. I"m inclined to believe

...all our problems will be "luxury problems" at that point, but then I think about how hard PNAC and BFEE worked to make Clinton's presidency miserable. Hell, I might emigrate no matter who wins, because you can be sure the American people will lose no matter what!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. I think a hot topic will be who among the Bushies will be prosecuted

and for what crimes.

[Parrcrow]

6. I'll be the cynic

We'll be talking about how the bullshit reason they come up with to try to impeach Kerry is bullshit.

[m-jean03]

17. To be truly cynical you'd have to say

"We'll be talking about ways to evade the draft"

Not that I necessarily believe that will happen, but many here do. EVEN if Kerry wins.

[mr blur]

7. Hopefully about Bush and Blair's...

... struggles to get welfare as they're unable to find employment.

[johnnie]

8. LBN

Former president George W. Bush was arrested today on drunk and disorderly charges. A call was placed to local police from Nipples strip club where the former president was causing a disturbance. When local police arrived at the scene they observed Bush dancing on the stage with the dancers, wearing only a g-string and cowboy boots screaming "I own this club, I own this country...yee haw...yee haw".
As police tried to quiet the former leader, he broke down crying and was reported to ask "Where's my Dick?". When police pointed to his crotch Bush then said, "No, my Cheney".
Police also found a white powdery substance in the former president's coat pocket which is believed to be cocaine. When asked about the substance Bush replied "It isn't mine, I didn't even know it was there until I see it on TV tomorrow".
Mr Bush was booked and released to his daddy on $2,000 bail. He will be on vacation at his ranch in Texas until his court date.


Ok, so I'm not much of a satirical writer, but I gave it a shot.

[FizzFuzz]

9. love it!!

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[RC]

11. That's good

:yourock:

[WilliamPitt]

10. Me

[VelmaD]

12. No, that's what they'll be discussing over at...

the "site that must not be named". :evilgrin:

Here we'll be talking about music, brownie recipes, cats vs. dogs, and sex...same as always. ;)

[jmowreader]

18. No sex. Beef jerky.

Skinner will still kill all the sex threads.

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. Sunshine, Sex, & Candy.

Woohoo I just got a new job!! {Reply Count - 187}

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice indicted! {Reply Count - 99}

Yaks not having sex with cannibals in obscure German publications {Reply Count - 4200}

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. LOL!!

On all of them, but especially the last one - and particularly the 4200 post count. :-)

German Scheisse Porn now in Library of Congress {reply count - 1800}

Reagan and Bush The First papers de-secretized. "Wow! Lots of indictable stuff in here!" admits Hannity, "No wonder Shrub wanted them locked tight!" {reply count - 72}

Natalie Portman to dance live nude interpretation of Kerry's SOTU speech as part of new Aesthetics America! initiative {reply count - 5,000}

Actually, I'd almost be willing to offer both my legs to get an "Aesthetics America!" initiative. And Kerry and his wife are, perhaps, just the people to bring it.

First complete sentence spoken by an American President since Clinton left White House said today at Kerry's inaugaration {reply count - 18}

[catmandu57]

14. Probably something to do with healthcare

or how to get the fuck out of Iraq, or all the pardons that the moron* issued before being rode out of town on a rail. Anyway here's too getting the best night's sleep in years 2 November, and the beginning of a new era 3 November.

[mvd]

15. So many things..

basically his slow but methodical undoing of the Bush damage. We'll be hearing about new executive orders, plan to revoke the tax cuts, a timetable for getting out of Iraq, meetings to patch things up with foreign leaders..

Right on cue, we'll combating the right wing smear machine.

[Endangered Specie]

20. After the GD people settle down into the lounge...

uncontolled sex threads!!!