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fujiyama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:24 AM Original message |
What do you tell fundies when they say your going to hell? |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:32 AM Response to Original message |
1. See ya there |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
2. "You'll be reincarnated as a slug if you keep carrying on like that" |
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JohnnyRingo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:54 AM Response to Original message |
3. I always figured Hell is for the evil elite |
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RC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:13 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. That's gotta be better than |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:34 AM Response to Reply #7 |
33. For some of us singing (good) church music for eternity WOULD BE heaven! |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:05 AM Response to Original message |
4. i just say |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:00 AM Response to Reply #4 |
13. No, Judaism does not hold the belief that it is the one |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:35 AM Response to Reply #4 |
34. Not all Christian denominations believe they have the one answer |
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rogerashton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:07 AM Response to Original message |
5. In the case of a Muslim, you might suggest that he read the Koran, |
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fujiyama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:26 AM Response to Reply #5 |
17. Ah but that's the thing |
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brokensymmetry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:11 AM Response to Original message |
6. I smile. |
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girl gone mad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:14 AM Response to Original message |
8. I go with that old standard: |
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JohnnyRingo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:20 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. You folks are way too kindly |
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H2O Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 09:02 AM Response to Reply #8 |
20. A variation of Mark Twain's: |
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Don_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:43 AM Response to Original message |
10. Well, At Least Hell Isn't As Intolerant As You |
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TexasProgresive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. For Christian fundies- James 2:13 |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:44 AM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Oooh...that's a good one. I'll have to memorize it. Thanks! |
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rebellious woman (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
12. Living in it.......no need to worry anymore :) |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
14. GOOD because that's where all my friends are going too |
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FDRrocks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
15. All my friends will be there anyway |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
16. See you there! |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
19. I always say, |
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Hotler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
21. I'll be the one driving the bus. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
22. I can't be funny about it with them because I used to BE them. |
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bearfan454 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
23. I say see you there. |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
24. As long as they're not there.... |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
25. Oh, GREAT! We can be ROOMIES! |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
26. I say "Why, FUCK you very much!" |
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Failure (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
27. There is no hell...nt |
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mvd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
28. Simple |
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Khephra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
29. "Going? I'm already there." |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
30. if heaven is filled with the likes of you |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:44 AM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Forgive me, but that sounds like a belief system in itself |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:55 PM Response to Reply #30 |
40. I hope there is a 20-minute afterlife |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
31. "The bible says two men ought not lay together... |
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Egalitarian (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
32. Hell is a metaphor for a metaphysical place, so do I have a choice? |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
36. Cool--then I'll always have a light for my joints! |
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Atlas Mugged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. My favorite response: |
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Cursive_Knives512 (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:35 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. HA! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
38. Well, if heaven is full of people like you... |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
39. That's not typical of what Muslims believe, IMO. |
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Colin Ex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
41. To claim to know the will of God is blasphemy. |
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Bonhomme Richard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
42. I say - Funny, I was just talking to him today and.................... |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:26 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. hell is a human concept |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
44. to a Muslim?? Here's a great one |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-09-04 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
46. God didn't die and leave you in charge! |
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