Hey, check it out! I'm SATANIC!

[Shoedogg]

It's not everyday you get to be an agent of Satan :evilgrin: :


----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Saturday, May 08, 2004 10:06 PM
Subject: Re: e-mail

Dear Patty,
I don't appreciate any form of mail from anyone when the f---Word is involved. I also don't like all the sexual induendos and the talk about drugs. Some of the pictures I have recieved have had very satanic overtones. Especially the ones of Michael. (THAT'S ME! I'M ALL SATANIC! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW! ARE YOU JEALOUS?) However, those aren't the only ones. Patty, I love you with all my heart, but I sure do not approve of your lifestyle and the choices you have made. You tell me that you are happier than you have ever been. But, I see a Girl that is hurting, lonley, and lost. Have you and Danny been divorced? Is Michael and his wife divorced? I just don't understand where your values and principles have gone. You have always been so beautiful and precious in my eyes, but I don't know THIS Patty anymore. It makes me sad. I will be praying for you, and I hope to hear from you soon.

Love, Aunt Pat

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This was sent to my fiance by her aunt. She's upset, but I can't seem to stop laughing (maybe it's Satan's influence).

Let this be a lesson to you all. Don't mess with me - I'm apparently in good with Satan. :evilgrin:

[physioex]

1. Whatever makes you happy bro....

Personally I always felt that the satanists were just as dorky as the Christians. Because if you believe in Satan you also believe in Christ. But I never impose my beliefs on others unlike your "Aunt Patty".

[Shoedogg]

2. Well, see...

...that's the funny part - I'm NOT actually a Satanist.

Nor am I doing anything 'Satanic' in the pictures.

As a matter of fact, this woman has no idea if I am even religious.

[NightTrain]

3. Would you mind asking Satan if he'd like to buy my soul?

I'm sick and tired tired of this "poor and lonely" shit, you know what I mean?

[Shoedogg]

6. I'll check!

If I sign up 4 more, I think I get a free (evil) waffle iron.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. By "satanic" images does she mean "Anti-Shrub"?

I just have a feeling about this...

Satanists always have the better albums, anyway, plus they play cards and Twister, so go with it.

:-)

[Shoedogg]

5. Naturally!

Of course. This all started with an Anti-Shrub forward.

:evilgrin: I can't resist.

Satanists play Twister??
Coooooooool.

[moof]

7. aaaaa can we get copies of the sexy bits ?

induendo is always interesting.

[Shoedogg]

8. Oh yeah...that's the other funny part...

To the best of my knowledge, we have never subjected this woman to anything that could even be vaguely translated into "sexual innuendo."

[Khephra]

9. Have you signed on to Cthulhu's team yet?

He has a better insurance program than Satan.

[LDS Jock]

10. pictures with satanic overtones

what was in those pictures?

[Shoedogg]

11. Well, there was me...

...smiling. (I think maybe that's the problem - not the smiling part, but the ME part).

[LDS Jock]

12. ahh, i see

even without the horns and pitchfork :) I don't think I would worry about it too much. Doesn't sound like the kind of person you would want to be around too much anyway.