Favorite phony cussword?

[Bossy Monkey]

Drawing heavily on Looney Tunes for this one, too, of course. Zounds doesn't really qualify (being a contraction for "Jesus' wounds") but I love it so that I had to put it on.:)

[NightTrain]

1. I voted "other."

For "sock tucking bun of a sitch!"

[arwalden]

2. Frell

[starroute]

20. Frell here too

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

56. And here...

[Commendatori]

61. Throw in yet another vote for this one (n/t)

[SmileyBoy]

3. "Frooze"

Used as the fuck substitute in the edited version of the movie "Fargo".

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Freaking.

:hi:

[SarahB]

38. Me too!

:hi:

[Burma Jones]

5. Shibit

instead of it's scatological homonym

[NightTrain]

6. Futhermucker.

:evilgrin:

[mac56]

7. "Got dandruff! Some of it itches!"

Try that sometime when you're really mad. Very satisfying.

Also "sunk in a ditch".

[jimshoes]

17. Some from the Great W. C Fields...

Godfrey Daniels, Cheese and Rice

[Deja Q]

8. Applesauce!

"Applesauce happens, you just have to turn it into lemonade."

[bigwillq]

9. Of, those Jeez Louise

When I was in a non-swearing phase I would always say "Mother of the Earth" instead of Mother fucker. Why I picked that I don't know.

Why I was in a non-swearing phase-I don't know why to that either.

[NightTrain]

10. Elvis H. Presley!

Geez, I keep thinkin' of 'em. :eyes:

[theivoryqueen]

11. the ever popular "fudge"

[AlienGirl]

12. The dreaded R-word!

I taught my kids that the very worst cussword of them all was the R word.

You know...*whispering*..."Reagan."

This led to a series of very funny portmanteau swearwords emanating from the bathroom one night while Riley was "practicing swearing in he tub." (His explanation; I don't know why he had to practice.)

I heard him say, "Nut-piss! Shit-dick! REAGAN-FUCK!" It was all I could do not to burst out laughing.

Tucker

[Bossy Monkey]

50. Nixon, Reagan, this is sure getting to be a foul-mouthed thread! :) n/t

[Parrcrow]

13. dad-gummit

a favorite of my significant other.

[0007]

62. My father is 92 and still says it, "dad-gummit"

[JohnLocke]

14. Asshat?

[Bossy Monkey]

27. A favorite, but I think this is a real cussword

You'd have to make it bunghat or something.

[m-jean03]

15. Fiddlesticks, dude!

Just be your bad self and say it! OH, FIDDLESTICKS!!! :) :)

[mac56]

16. "Son of a birdwatcher."

nm

[riverwalker]

18. farging icehole

[guitar man]

43. LOL,

fargin corksoaker

[MikeG]

19. Jagoff. Its a Pittsburgh word.

[July]

21. rackin' frackin' varmints

I had my kids convinced for several years that this was the worst thing that could come out of their mouths.

[Mom_and_Dad]

22. Meega nala kweesta

To quote Stich

Also "Belgium" in Hichhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[icymist]

23. Piffle! Yes, I said piffle!

:*

[sus]

24. NOTTAFINGA!!

made popular by the film "A Christmas Story."

[GirlinContempt]

25. Effing

[LSdemocrat]

26. "HOLY FLURKING SCHMITT!"

[LDS Jock]

28. I don't use fake ones

the real ones work so well.

[zbdent]

29. Belgium!

There! I've said it!

AND IT'S NOT PHONY!

You Earthlings with your puny intellect cannot fathom the infinite jest you have played upon yourselves by naming an entire country after the most disgusting cuss word in the universe!

Oh, and the white mice send their regards and want more pellets.

[WillyBrandt]

30. From Bernie Mac: Dirty Summa ma bitch!

[Bossy Monkey]

49. See # 27 above n/t

[I_like_chicken]

31. Great Horny Toads????

Wow, I've never heard of that one, guess I'll have to start using it.

[Bossy Monkey]

33. You aren't familiar with the works of the great Yosemite Sam?!

Amazing!:P

[The empressof all]

32. Frit

Sort of killing two birds with one stone

[ThoughtCriminal]

34. Nixon!

Nixon Nixon Nixon Nixon!

[Bossy Monkey]

41. Jeez louise, ya don't have to get all obscene on me! :) n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

35. Fargin' Bastages

A classic!

--bkl

[LostInAnomie]

36. Fudge, and stuff

As in "What the fudge is that!!", and "Get that stuff out of here!!!"

[LostInAnomie]

37. Batch, also works

Combined with my earlier post: "I would fudge, the stuff out of that batch!!!"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

39. Con muy bastardo, mas noche.

Don't know why... it just rolls off the tounge.

[BigMcLargehuge]

40. Shazbot!

been in my daily lexicon since I first saw Mork and Mindy as a kid.

[NMDemDist2]

42. Drat!

[Philostopher]

44. Foo.

And also 'balls.' Or, sometimes, 'beans,' which is what my dear mother replaced 'balls' with until we were old enough she didn't think anybody would think she was a terrible mother if we slipped up and said it aloud in front of anybody.

Although, I admit to occasionally saying 'poop' if I'm in company too polite to say 'shit' -- a carryover from when my brother and I were kids, and it was one of the dirtiest words we could get by with. We said it a lot. So much, in fact, sometimes we'd get switched on the back of the legs for sheer volume, even though it was an acceptable epithet in the household in lower quantities.

[unblock]

45. see you next tuesday

c
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n ext
t uesday

that's mrs. unblock's personal favorite.

[WMliberal]

46. Pygmies

n/y

[Heidi]

47. "Oh, Shenanigans!"

From the Five Cent Productions (of Pittsburgh) film, "Why We Had to Kill Bitch."

[Atlas Mugged]

48. Honkin'!!!!

As in, "Great big ol' honkin'..."

[Stoic]

51. If I'm not wrong, friggin' means...

to masturbate. So it's not "phony". On the other hand I've always enjoyed saying, "Motherless piece of excrement!", but lately "Holy Sweet Jeebus!" has been a favorite.

[Bossy Monkey]

52. Shazam! You're right!

Goin' all the way back to the Latin: http://www.bartleby.com/61/80/F0328000.html
I think 9 out of 10 people use it thinking it's a meaningless alternate to "fuckin'"; we stand corrected, though.

[El Supremo]

53. Farfa Kinout

[German-Lefty]

54. Mother firetrucker

[Lizz612]

55. Jebus!

Can't use Jesus as an explitive in catholic school, so we all picked up on Homer's use of the word Jebus.

[Mrs. Venation]

57. Shucky Darn!

I also like freakin', doggone it, heck, and Jesus H. Christ on a raft!

[Penndems]

58. Son of a biscuit

n/t

[Caution]

59. even words like joojooflop, swut, and turlingdrome

are now perfectly acceptable in common usage there is one word that is still beyond the pale. The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one where they don't know what it means. That word is 'belgium' and it is only ever used by loose-tongued people like Zaphod Beeblebrox in situations of dire provocation.

[latebloomer]

60. "Mother Fletcher"

I never say it, but it sounds so good rolling off my Quaker hippie friend's tongue.

[apnu]

63. Other: "Zoinks!" and "Scoob!"

And the ever popular "Smeg!" (and related iterations)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

64. I've always enjoyed

"I darn you to heck!" courtesy of the Dilbert comic strip.