The Crappy Golf Day of all CAPTIONS!!!! (Be advised!)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "What the hell! Why did they have to go and blow the UN up? Geez. And shooting at our soldiers and blasting water pipes and oil lines! Don't they know that we're there to help them? To get rid of the evil-do'ers? and Saddam and Osama and stuff? So they can have a democracy and be a peaceful nation like us, only maybe without so many liberals. Don't they know what they are doing is hurting their own country? And that makes everyone feel real bad? Why?, why?, why?, why?, is what I wanna know! There are just some people I'll never understand. Geez."

[Braden]

1. put me down for a seven

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "Tell me in two weeks about the Terra-ists, I'm on vacation!"

Nero our Hero plays with his putter, while the world burns!

[0rganism]

3. Hey y'all mellow out, I think I can make par on this one

Now watch this putt!

[Peachhead22]

4. * says:

In response to a reporters question: <in an exasperated tone> "Did I shoot my IQ? Hehe, very funny."

<under his breath: "Yeah, I wish I was that good of a golfer">

or

To a secret service agent: "I gotta interrupt my golf game for a friggen bombing?! Jeez Louise, they were only U.N. guys."

<under his breath: I think I'll be the one getting bombed tonight.">

[cosmicdot]

5. W: if I make this next putt, I'll check in with Cheney ...

... these people'll believe anything ... I am so p*ssed off ... I think my act is holding up though ... we got people thinking terra-ists did it ... and, not our own people ...

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W continues ...

be sure and visit all my good pictures
at

http://www.georgewbush.com/news/photoalbum.aspx?gallery=7&page=3

there are some real good'uns ... like that Diverse Rally in Alabama
I think I see White People

or the great one with UnKa Dick and me in the limo leaderizing
http://www.georgewbush.com/news/PhotoAlbum.aspx?gallery=7&page=2

[rock]

6. Once more: how many votes did you get?

[TEXASYANKEE]

7. Give me a break!

Do you actually think that man has one single thought in his head??

[skip fox]

8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[myomy]

9. How do I get to the 19th hole?

.

[cosmicdot]

10. kick for the facial expression

that is a face of mean, hateful person (and, snippy) ... looks like he's working that jaw

[44wax]

11. No krakk today Unka Kkarl Not when Ahm doin something

important.

[underpants]

12. Beer me!

:beer: