Dueling Has Returned!

[The Lone Liberal]

All laws relating to the ancient art of dueling has been as of this moment been rescinded. Now you can engage anyone in a duel….swords, pistols, wild-west gunfights (ala Gary Cooper, do not foresake me oh my darling), joust, broadswords, rapiers, cutlasses, spitballs, light satire, slingshots, spelling-bees, any form of mayhem is now available to settle those matters of honor.

Under the live oaks at dawn…. Who will you meet and what are your weapons of choice…… Good luck, Marquis of Queensbury and all that rot…..

[HawkerHurricane]

1. I challenge you!

Tactical nuclear weapons at 3 paces!

[The Lone Liberal]

3. Bet we have a hard time getting seconds for that baby.

n/t

[HawkerHurricane]

9. We'd have to do it out of my home town...

we have a law against setting off nuclear weapons in city limits.

The law calls for a $300 fine.

[The Lone Liberal]

11. Jeez, sorry about that, we tried, maybe later?

n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I challenge you...

...sharp tongues at ??? paces.... And I could beat you in a spelling bee any day!

[The Lone Liberal]

5. Ah ha! Hooked on the horns of your own petard

You didn’t use speel check! LOL

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. My spelling is impeccable!

:P

[The Lone Liberal]

10. Well, harrumph! You may be able to spell impeccable...

however, how do you do on the other fifty bazillion words? My logic is infallible.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Check your inbox.

n/t

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. my Katana likes this

tonight, my front yard, a true swordfight against I, Legato the Apocalipse

[politicat]

6. Rubber Chickens and Silly String at 20 paces.

If you get this reference, we need to talk....

Pcat

[slackmaster]

7. My choice

[m-jean03]

13. Why not just use the "ignore" button? n/t