Military Warns About THC in Tan Lotion

[KamaAina]

Just when you thought the War on Some Drugs couldn't get any more surreal...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/archive/2004/05/06/thclotion.DTL

The military is warning against using lotions sold by some tanning salons because they contain tiny amounts of THC -- marijuana's main active chemical.

Although there's a statistically small chance of testing positive for THC from a lotion, it's "simply not worth the risk," according to the April 23 Mach Meter, Cannon Air Force Base's newspaper....

The article said a hemp-based lotion also could attract the attention of the base's drug-sniffing dogs, which in turn could attract attention from supervisors and base prosecutors.

OK, last time. This is your skin. This is yor skin on tanning lotion. Any questions?

[arwalden]

1. It's A GATEWAY Tanning Product... Before You Know It...

it's the hard stuff. Coppertone. Hawaiian Tropic. Sea & Ski.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. hahaha

"soon, spf15 didnt cut it anymore, it went to 20, then 25, then 30 - until i started mixing all of them into a concoction, some sunny days I'd binge on a combined spf of 500. I lost my car, my wife left me. . . "

[arwalden]

3. "I roamed the beaches looking for unattended bottles of Hawaiian Tropic...

... I took a job as a pool boy at the Ihilani Spa & Resort just to be able to swipe bottles from the rich tourists."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. it got to the point

"where i was suckin dicks under the promenade just for a squirt of Bullfrog, no pun intended."

[mike_c]

5. damn, let's see anyone top THAT....

On second thought, I'm not sure I want to go there....

[Political_Junkie]

6. Damn, I love you guys!

Just when I think my heads just gonna explode from all the BS in this world, along comes a thread like this to make me laugh outloud. Thanks.