Bizzaro world is alive and well here on EARTH

opihimoimoi

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:44 AM
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Bizzaro world is alive and well here on EARTH

Its not someplace else, its here.

ETs tabloids tell it all.

The ET Tourist comes here to see for themselves how crazy we are.

We are the joke of the Galaxy.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-19-03 05:47 AM
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1. Bullshit...

Arcturus is WAAAY worse than us. They act all cool and stuff, but we all know they're lameoids.

Fuck the arcturians.

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Aug-19-03 06:13 AM
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2. I don't even know how to approach a arcturian!

Edited on Tue Aug-19-03 06:15 AM by Hubert Flottz

Two ETs landed on Earth one night and when they got out of their saucer they were standin' in front of a gaspump! The one ET walks up to the pump and Sez, "Take me to your leader!" Well, the pump just stands there, so the ET gets pissed and sez, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" The pump remains silent again, so the ET pulls out his ray gun and blasts the gaspump! This causes a HUGE explosion and the two ETs wake up later on, about a hundred yards down the road!

The ET that did the shooting sez, "DAMN do you believe that shit?" The other ET sez, "You dumb F^ck, you should know better than to mess with a guy, who can wrap his ?ick around his neck 3 times and stick it in his own ear!!!"

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opihimoimoi

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Tue Aug-19-03 06:17 AM
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4. I wonder what would Bush say to the ETs???

Maybe he would ask if they got WMD?

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Aug-19-03 06:24 AM
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5. What ever BOOOOOOsh told them would be a lie!

I hope they don't think everybody's brain looks like BOOOOSH's tiny abbynormal organ!

Come we go find a blow up brain to give our Fearful misLeader, for ET photo ops!

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opihimoimoi

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Tue Aug-19-03 11:17 AM
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6. BTW Hubert, It appears there is a nut in yo area killing people.

stay indoors and don shop at night. This guy is crazy, worse than lone wolves of the aryan nation kine.

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opihimoimoi

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Tue Aug-19-03 06:15 AM
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3. At least the Lameoids have a sense of decency and have joy with sex

The Pubs have the quickie in order to watch the 10PM news

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Aug-19-03 11:25 AM
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7. Yes, it's freaking the folks around here out, bigtime!

The more primetime tv coverage these nuts get, the more apt it is to happen again and again! Prolly someone who didn't vote for Gore because he was afraid they'd come and take his guns!

Come, we type from an undisclosed location like Dick Dastardly do! The NRA Terra-ists is a-comin'!

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