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[matcom]

I offer all of YOU your very own Flame Matcom thread here!! you KNOW you have been wanting to do it so HERE it is! :bounce:

Rules:

Subject ONLY Flames (don't go all writing a nasty book 'bout me even if you want to) :P

Profanity OK but stay away from those (sortof) banned terms that really don't (sortof) mean anything but are (sortof) a no-no cause some think they should be (sortof) seen as something (sortof) worser than other terms.

I will (attempt) to NOT answer ANY of your posts (attempt anyway) so you can have at me! :D

BRING ON YOUR BEST ANTI-MATCOM FLAMES!!!!!!

i can take it. REALLY! :scared:

[Teddy_Salad]

1. OK

Here's some flames.
:grr:

[Maine-i-acs]

2. Matlock Wanna-be!

I don't even know what that means, but I have always wanted to flame someone. Thanks for the opportunity.

[Kadie]

3. Ooh, Hot Hot Hot

[jus_the_facts]

4. Let me stand next to your Fi'ah....no flames...just kissin' yer ass!!

:*
:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

5. Talk to the...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Only a PERVERT would have a sig line like yours (nt)

[Taverner]

7. You're ugly and you're momma dresses you funny

[Angelus]

8. Your stair smiley really sucks and your feet stink!

[aljones]

9. Why is the bar never open??

My God Matcom and need a freakin WooWoo!!!
I have waited over a year and still no Bar!!! What happened were you afraid people would think you were some sort of drunk? Are you the kind of person who need approval from every strange you meet just to feel good about yourself? Listen all i want is a drink!! Nice cold WooWoo after the day i have had!! Open the bar and i will be a happy person forever!! But i guess you are just a weak little man who wants everybody to like him!!

smile ally

[trumad]

10. .

[aljones]

22. Does your picture imply something?

Or do you just think your cute?

smile ally

[VelmaD]

11. You are a boil on the butt of humanity.

That's one of my favorite lines from "Steel Magnolias". :)

[wysimdnwyg]

12. You, sir...

are the liquid remains of the flatulence from a dying yak.

:evilgrin:

[MsUnderstood]

13. Can you help me figure this out

My friend and I have a bet--she says the sig resembles you most when walking down the steps, I say walking up. . .well since you won't answer I'll assume I'm right.

[Canuckistanian]

14. You are the elemental custard

dripping froma dead dog's eye.

[Mr_Lefty]

15. You are not a nice person!

[rock]

16. Jane, you ignorant slut

Wait, you're not Jane. Never mind.

[Qutzupalotl]

17. Your butt crack is showing.

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. Your odor makes the buzzard weep.

[AlCzervik]

19. You make

Bush look intelligent.

[Westegg]

20. Matcom advocates censorship of free speech. He is an evil coward.

[Westegg]

21. Matcom advocates censorship of free speech. He is an evil coward.