Should I change my DU posting style to Rumspeak?

[burythehatchet]

perhaps

[southpaw]

1. Could you give us an example?

Sure you could.

Will you?
Who's to say? We'll have to wait and see.

[burythehatchet]

2. Do I enjoy writing in this style?

you bet

[RobertSeattle]

3. Off topic - but what would a Rumsfeld Resignation letter look like?

Inquring DUers want to know..

[burythehatchet]

7. here ya go....sorta

Are things going to hell in Iraq? You bet

Have I done a crappy job? Perhaps

Have people in Washington called for me to reign? Sure

Am I going to resign? Possibly

Am I the biggest dick on the planet? you'd have to ask Cheney

[Kahuna]

4. Nobody knows. That's an unknowable known.

If I know something, but nobody knows I know it, do I still know it? I think that's an unknowable known. :grr:

[Teddy_Salad]

5. Should you change Your DU posting style to Rumspeak?

Who knows?

Have you the right to change it?
Sure.

Would it be a wise choice to make.
Not for me to say.

Would there be unknown knowns involved with this change?
Possibly.

Would there be known unknowns that are currently known to be unknown to be unknowns that could later be perceived as knowns?
Who can tell?

It's up to you, that's if you are really you and not me masquerading as you in which case you wouldn't be you but me.

Make sense?
You bet.

[burythehatchet]

6. Is my foray into Rumspeak giving me a migraine?

It sure is.

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[Teddy_Salad]

8. Vey

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[kixot]

9. You may decide to change your posting style, you may not.

It's your decision, I can't know what you're going to decide, all I know is that you CAN decide and you MAY decide. Other than that, we are dealing with known unknowns and you know that I know that unknown unknowns are more worth knowing since to know them we must first come to know those things that we do not yet know that we do not know about and this always entails a surge in intelligence, which we all know leads to knowledge. Is this an overcomplication of the status of our intelligence at this time? Some may say yes. I would counsel those that would go so far as to say such things, however, that they, themselves, decide or don't decide what they decide based on limited intelligence and speculation and I think we can all agree, here, that those operations are more properly suited to the talents of the pentagon.

[burythehatchet]

10. Brilliant....I am humbled....I cannot hold a candle to your Rumese

:thumbsup:

[myrna minx]

11. Good lord...you've channeled Rummy. n/t