I spent $20 on a hooker. She bit me, and I didn't like it.

[oustemnow]

And no, I don't have any point to make. Well, aside from the fact that I'm kinda bored.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. HEY I didn't bite that hard you fucking whiny baby JEEZ

and did you have to tell everyone I charged you a premium??? Now they are going to think I price gouge during the summer season!

[oustemnow]

5. Hey I'm only trying to boost your market value baby

And you're right, you didn't bite me that hard. You didn't break my skin. My heart, well that's another story.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Aw shit!!!! You never told me

you had a heart :shrug:

[oustemnow]

11. well, to be fair

"heart" is only my nickname for the area where you bit me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. OH! Well jeez that thing breaks pretty easy.....

Last time I do you any favors.

[Fenris]

2. That's why you look for the ones with no teeth!

Amatuer!

[efhmc]

3. Sick, but funny.

You kids have fun. I'm going to go to bed and read a BOOK.

[oustemnow]

6. go for the gummer, not the hummer, huh?

Well, I suppose the safety would be worth a few extra bucks.

[Fenris]

7. Safety first my friend

:hi:

[Ohio Dem]

4. You're lucky you didn't have to pay extra for the bite.

If it would have brought blood, you would have.

[meisje]

I'm not sure what hookers cost but

$20 sounds kinda low, might want to get tested!

[newyawker99]

20. Congrats meisje!! 300 posts

:toast:

[On the Road]

8. Oustemnow, That Was VERY Funny

I don't laugh out loud at too many posts. (And I just decided NOT to wade through the flames and sarcasm about the $98,000 car.)

[oustemnow]

13. Thanks, I thought a little levity was needed

It was getting pretty heavy in that thread.

I'm glad my impending case of rabies (or worse) amused you.

[Dookus]

14. good decision, ribo....

hell, if it weren't for the funny, supportive posts in that thread, *I* wouldn't even go back in.

[wellstone_democrat]

9. Next time you pay the 50 dollars I asked for---no biting!

i warned you ---ya crybaby

[EV1Ltimm]

15. i resent you because you have a buck.

:)

[Dookus]

16. heheh....

half the time I resent myself too. Go figure.

[Alan Smithee]

17. You wouldn't have a phone number would you....?

How hard did she bite? I mean was it just a nibble or did she draw blood?

[newyawker99]

21. Hi BatBoy!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Bake]

18. $20! TWENTY BUCKS!!!

Man, that would've paid my rent for, like, A DAY!! Take it to freeperland, where that kind of conspicuous consumption is glorified! You ought to be 'shamed of yourself! $20.00!!! I spend less than that on groceries for a couple of days!!!!

I hope you get rabies!! You coulda given that $20 to the Party!

:-)

Bake

[Dookus]

19. *cue tippie-toe music*

*sneaks up on dbaker and gives him a big ol' kiss*