Freeper poetry

[salinen]

that they vomit after hearing from their leaders.

- "No worse than a fraternity hazing"
- "He lied under oath"
- "Cows cause more CO2 than SUV's"
- "It was only a scratch"
- "Hitlery"
- "They hate us for our freedoms"
- "Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve"

Yeacch!

[VTMechEngr]

1. Cows and CO2, LOL! UMM.. did they mean CH4?

Oh wait, freepers...Chemistry is for us damned smart Liberals

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. OK

You're either with us or against us
we will rid the world of the evil doers
terrorists want Bush to lose the election
Have you forgotten the towers?

[Gore1FL]

3. Freeper Poetry

My love is like a red, red state
That's stolen in November:
My love is like the melodie
Of soldiers being dismembered.

So fair art thou, my bonnie Bush,
So deep in love am I :
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till all the oil wells dry.

Till all the oil wells dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt with the nukes:
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Like other right-wing kooks.

And fare thee well, my common sense.
And fare thee well awhile!
But limbaughs show is starting now
And I must hear his bile.