I am feeling very passive-agressive today. Ask me anything.

[Whitacre D_WI]

[Book Lover]

1. Is that Dio site

a joke, or is it Ronnie's commentary on the political process?

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. What's that supposed to mean?

[Book Lover]

6. Rephrased:

Is the site something someone not associated with RJD tossed up, thinking it would be funny, or is it a project of Ronnie's?

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. Huh? Speak English, please.

[Book Lover]

10. Re-rephrased:

Did Ronnie direct his minions to create the site or was it the delusion of some addled fan?

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. Re-read the subject line, and then come back later.

[Book Lover]

15. It's later now

and everything I said makes perfect sense. It's you who are all wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I'm so excited!

I get to add a new user to my "ignore" list!

[Book Lover]

20. Ooh! Low blow!

That's it; I'm knocked out. Over. :-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. Good call, ref.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. If I have to ask you when you should already know, then it isn't worth it

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. You would say that, wouldn't you?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Fine, just forget about it

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Whatever.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Is that your final answer?

[Whitacre D_WI]

33. No, this is.

[IronLionZion]

130. Nice thread jackass

did you come up with it all by yourself Whitacre? I bet you feel pretty clever don't you?

:P

[Whitacre D_WI]

137. Did you reply to post #14 in a pathetic attempt to trick me?

Or just because you're stupid?

[belladonna]

5. Are all newbies threadkillers?

Or is it just me? :tinfoilhat:

[Whitacre D_WI]

7. I think it's you.

[belladonna]

9. Too bad for you then, eh?

B-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. Yes, thank you for making it bad for me.

[belladonna]

18. Hey, I killed the monogamy thread, why not yours?

Hmmm, that's ONE way to get my post count up. Off to search for another thread to kill :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. Run along now.

[belladonna]

29. I have to stick around and make sure the job is finished

I'm nothing if not thorough

[Whitacre D_WI]

32. Bye.

[belladonna]

35. But the thread is still alive

Perhaps I could try my first threadjacking and see how that works out

[Whitacre D_WI]

100. Don't let my needs stop you from doing whatever you want.

[BurtWorm]

17. Guess what my question is.

[Whitacre D_WI]

21. Bite me.

[BurtWorm]

22. Guess again.

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. I think not.

[BurtWorm]

24. How 'bout now?

[Whitacre D_WI]

31. Let me think....

No.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

26. You WOULD say that...........

typical. Just like you. :P

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. Yes. If you'd bothered to read the thread, you'd know...

...that I said a very similar thing earlier.

Buh-bye. Run along home to mommy now.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

36. Yeah. I'll tell your Mom you said hi.............

[Whitacre D_WI]

38. Ha ha, you're gonna get crabs.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

41. Nah. I hate shellfish...........

except........... No, that'll only get me a warning!

[Whitacre D_WI]

43. Fine.

Then you'll get the clap.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

47. Yup, after me, your Mom will give me.........

rounds of applause for doing like I done. *Wacka Chicka Wow* <------- 70's-style Wah pedal sound.

[Whitacre D_WI]

48. She's had better.

Like the whole defensive line of the 1981 Cincinnati Bengals.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

54. Can't compete with the Super Bowl squad..........

and I wish she'd stop calling me Collinsworth!

[Whitacre D_WI]

56. That's just becuase you're a sloppy drunk.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

64. Damn! I only pissed in the fishtank that ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

Jeez. :hurts:

[Whitacre D_WI]

65. Yeah, but you killed the plecosthemus.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

77. Oh, go eat yer Wheaties, Mr Poopy-pants!!..........

I have bigger fish to fry!

[Whitacre D_WI]

82. It's good to feel important.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. Do you think you're a tough guy? Huh? Huh?

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Ooh, I'm Screaming Lord Byron.

Put a flower in my ass and call me Morrissey.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

39. Do you think you're the big man? Huh?

I got the photos. I know what you did. I saw the file. I saw the large pile of debris. Not so Big now, huh? huh?

[Whitacre D_WI]

40. Are you still there?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Yeah. I'm still here.

And I'll still be here until you apologize to all those heartbroken kids. You ruined their childhoods with your callous disregard for decency!

[Whitacre D_WI]

44. They deserved it.

Hopscotch on a Monday... fucking savages.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

49. Did you have to use such large bricks?

[Whitacre D_WI]

52. What would you have me use? It's not like you've got anything big enough.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

55. Uh-huh. As for you, I know all about that Swedish Clinic you visited.

I'm surprised you can walk.

[Whitacre D_WI]

57. Yeah. Too bad you're not a Swede.

[dolo amber]

37. Is it *that time*?

I understand, dear...

Get yourself some chocolate and a Cosmo, it'll be alright...

<pats Whitacre on the head>

:P

[swinney]

45. explain how Bush can get by with this

9-13-01 Bush said-"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

500 days vacation "will not rest until"

3-13-02--Bush said -"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

Bush needs to be faced with this.

Who will tell the people?

[Whitacre D_WI]

46. Yeah. Except nobody really cares.

[Whitacre D_WI]

50. Ha, ha! Somebody I have on "ignore" posted to this thread!

Wonder who it would be....

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

51. What's the favorite song you have in your computer?

Ripped MP3, iTunes, whatever.

[Whitacre D_WI]

53. I hate songs, and I hate my computer.

[Misunderestimator]

58. Lovely idea for a thread...

and you're doing a great job. Love that passive-agressiveness!

[Whitacre D_WI]

60. Is that supposed to be some kind of a joke?

[Misunderestimator]

63. ROFL

You almost made me spit up my soda.

[Whitacre D_WI]

66. Do you find me amusing? Like a clown?

[Misunderestimator]

69. Clown? No. Freak with a fine sense of humor? Yes

:)

[Whitacre D_WI]

71. Who's the clown NOW?

[Misunderestimator]

78. *scratching head*

wondering how I can top that lame reply...

How was that for a freeper impression?

[Whitacre D_WI]

81. Impression? If that was an impression, you've had me since you joined DU.

[Misunderestimator]

96. OW! Got me....

:)

[Whitacre D_WI]

99. That's what I thought.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. What's frosting your miniwheats this day?

What the deal?

[Whitacre D_WI]

61. Coltrane was a fraud.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. At what?

Splain your comment!

[Whitacre D_WI]

67. John Coltrane was, and all of his fans are, full of shit.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

74. Have you been watching me? How do you know I need "evacuating"?

You're a freak!

[Whitacre D_WI]

Evacuate this, asshat.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

84. Evacuate your asshat? You want me clean your bedpan too?

I could massage your bowels too while I'm at it!

[Whitacre D_WI]

87. You know you love him:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

89. You leave Kenny out of this! This is about you and me beotch!

My love life is my business.


Don't listen to him Kenny, he's a hater!
You know I still love you Boo!

[Whitacre D_WI]

91. I hope you two will be very happy. I'm sure we can still be friends.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

154. You wanna be friends then you must state your love of Bizarro CStheT!

State it!

[Whitacre D_WI]

156. Don't worry. You are almost as cool as Josh Strong.

[southpaw]

68. Why do you say you're feeling Passive-agressive...

when your outbursts lack any semblance of passive subtlety? Clearly you are just feeling Agressive...No?

[Whitacre D_WI]

70. Of course. You are right. Just like always.

[southpaw]

72. Thank you n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

73. You're welcome, inasmuch as a left-hander can be.

[southpaw]

76. You assume that my handle is literal...

I should have expected as much...

Again with the lack of subtlety...

[Whitacre D_WI]

79. I hadn't realized that you were capable of anything else.

You are far more intelligent than your posts have led me to believe.

[southpaw]

85. Damn your Dio sig...

I can't spar with that glare...

[Whitacre D_WI]

88. Some of us use our fists for sparring.

But you were probably taking violin lessons instead.

[belladonna]

75. Since the thread is still alive, will you now apologize?

For insinuating that it was only me?

[Whitacre D_WI]

80. Screw off.

[belladonna]

83. I would

But I'm trying to get to 200 today and that's hard to do for a threadkiller :)

[Whitacre D_WI]

86. 200? I hadn't pegged you as a day over 130.

[belladonna]

90. Appearances can be deceiving

For example, I had no idea you were such a passive aggressive asshole when I first joined :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

92. What you didn't know could fill the seas.

[belladonna]

94. I think you just need a big hug

And a Dr. Phil marathon. Somebody doesn't love himself very much, does he?

[Whitacre D_WI]

95. I dunno. Are you a "him?"

[belladonna]

97. Last time I checked

I was 100% female, but maybe you're a woman hater too? Are ya?

[Whitacre D_WI]

98. I don't hate all of them.

[belladonna]

101. Just me??

I feel so special now, thanks!!

:bounce:

[Whitacre D_WI]

103. Yeah, you're real special.

[belladonna]

108. Give up the love and hugs

You know you want to

[Whitacre D_WI]

110. I think you know well enough were to find love and hugs.

You sure haven't been loving and hugging me lately.

[belladonna]

115. Awww, someone's feeling unloved

Here ya go, just don't complain if my hands wander



:hug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

117. Thank you for the patronizing hug.

I think I'll go back to my rye now.

[belladonna]

119. Must be a freak

Here, do you like this better?

:spank:

[Whitacre D_WI]

120. I hope it leaves a mark. You'll be sorry then.

[belladonna]

122. Sorry? Nope, I kinda like leaving a mark

Makes me feel... well, nevermind how it makes me feel, that's an entire thread in itself.

[Whitacre D_WI]

123. Okay.

[belladonna]

129. Not so nice after all

I was trying for a nice threadjacking there and you cut me off. Nice? That isn't the word that comes to mind right now

[Whitacre D_WI]

133. That's not what you said back in Toledo.

Yeah. I remember things, too.

[belladonna]

142. Wow, that was you??

The word that comes to mind now would be forgettable, obviously :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

I nearly forgot, too -- but I was pretty fuckin' drunk (had to be).

[belladonna]

149. Yeah, that was your excuse then

Still using that one on the ladies when things aren't so... er, upstanding?

[Whitacre D_WI]

151. Well, it's nicer than "you're too ugly to arouse me."

[belladonna]

179. I guess that's easier than admitting that you need viagra

Always blaming others for your SHORTcomings...just like a man

[Whitacre D_WI]

181. Yes, it has nothing to do with you falling out of the ugly tree...

...and hitting every branch on the way down.

[belladonna]

184. Wow, that was good

Did you go to the Jeff Foxworthy redneck insult generator for that or did you think it up all by yourself?

[Whitacre D_WI]

93. I'm going home now. Continue without me.

Like you ever listen, anyway.

[Whitacre D_WI]

102. Oh, yeah. Like anybody really cares what YOU have to say, Whitacre.

[Book Lover]

104. God! Are you still here?

[Whitacre D_WI]

106. Because you've obviously got something more important to do.

[Book Lover]

109. Yeah, like work for a living

I see all you do all day is play on your, ahem, guitar...

[Whitacre D_WI]

111. That's what you call it?

[Book Lover]

113. Nah, you're right

It's more like I get to have fun all day and they pay me! You on the other hand, look like the boozy loser that you are on your homepage.

[Whitacre D_WI]

114. I wouldn't have to drink so much if I didn't have to put up with you lot.

[Book Lover]

126. Door's over there

Don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out.

[Whitacre D_WI]

128. Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

Keep it up, and you may break 600 posts someday.

[Book Lover]

135. Oh, I'm sorry, did I give a shit?

Keep it up, and you may get a pity lay someday.

[Whitacre D_WI]

138. Is that a proposition? I've had better.

[Book Lover]

153. Yeah, it's hard to be rejected

by your left hand.

[Whitacre D_WI]

155. Thankfully, I can use either.

[Book Lover]

162. That wasn't passive-aggressive

at all! What the hell am I supposed to say to that?

[Whitacre D_WI]

163. Well, if you're so dependent on one hand...

...I'm not surprised you can't think of a comeback.

[Book Lover]

168. My men-slaves

do all the work for me, dearie.

[Whitacre D_WI]

170. Because slavery is oh, so progressive.

:eyes:

Go back to Free Republic.

[Book Lover]

172. Hey now!

Joking is all well and good, but sir, now you offend me! Free Republic indeed!

<slap>

The glove lays before your feet. Dare you to pick it up?

[Whitacre D_WI]

173. You pick it up.

[Book Lover]

177. No, you pick it up

[Whitacre D_WI]

178. Only if you slap me with it.

[Book Lover]

180. Again? I just did.

or is it the booze that has made Swiss cheese of your brain?

[Whitacre D_WI]

182. Mmmmm... booze.

[Book Lover]

185. Hey! This is degenerating

I expect an insult with every reply. Now get cracking!

[belladonna]

105. Chicken

Run away when it gets too hot, typical }(

[Whitacre D_WI]

107. That was almost an hour ago.

You really are special.

[belladonna]

112. Hey, yours isn't the only thread I'm trying to kill

So sorry if I couldn't keep up

[Whitacre D_WI]

116. I'm sure they love you over there, too.

[belladonna]

118. Okay, that was just mean

But hey, thanks for helping me get my post count up.

Sucker :evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

121. Thanks for helping me... ah, fuck it.

[belladonna]

124. I knew you'd say something nice

Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

[Whitacre D_WI]

125. Yeah. I love being nice.

[matcom]

127. why are you here?

[Whitacre D_WI]

131. 18091 posts sure is a lot...

...for a freeper infiltrator.

[matcom]

132. your mom wears army boots

[Whitacre D_WI]

134. "Jack boots," thank you very much.

[matcom]

136. still didn't answer my original question

why are you here?

[Whitacre D_WI]

139. You sure like to ask questions, don't you?

[matcom]

143. you requested i ask you anything

[Whitacre D_WI]

144. So, you choose NOW to listen to what I have to say?

[matcom]

146. i am a selective chooser

[Whitacre D_WI]

148. You're SOMETHING, that's for sure.

[matcom]

150. careful, i might be your worst nightmare

[Whitacre D_WI]

152. At least I'm not a matador.

Or a stevedore? a toreador? A performer in Ice Capades?

Whatever you were in one of your stupid-ass Photoshops.

[matcom]

157. your a pathetic fucking LIAR

[Whitacre D_WI]

160. Dude. I can't even comment on that.

That's just WRONG.

[matcom]

161. game. set. match.

bow before moi :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

164. I'll bet you say that to all the guys.

[matcom]

165. nope.

only to the matadors i know

[Whitacre D_WI]

166. Does that make it easier to live with?

[matcom]

167. now YOUR asking the questions

my how the table has been turned

[Whitacre D_WI]

169. Maybe I want you to think that.

[matcom]

171. nope. you definately are

its over. you have succomed to the great and wise SmileyAss

[Whitacre D_WI]

174. I always knew you were a wiseass.

[matcom]

175. now you aren't just asking questions.....

your handing out compliments!

[Whitacre D_WI]

176. Am I? Perhaps.

[Donkeyboy75]

140. Why do you think it's OK to boss everyone around?

[Whitacre D_WI]

141. Asshole.

[Donkeyboy75]

145. That's the response I would expect from you.

Can't match wits with a lefty.

[Whitacre D_WI]

147. Go get me a beer.

Oh, that's right -- you can't open it, because the cap twists off counter-clockwise.

[Donkeyboy75]

158. I'll bet you just had to open one to see which direction one turns the cap

you fucking drunk.

[Whitacre D_WI]

159. Thank you for the compliment!

[Whitacre D_WI]

183. You people all bore me. I'm hiding this thread from now on.