Tell Me About Your Toilet Paper

[matcom]

quilted?
2-ply?
3-ply?
is it made by elven women who quilt it by hand?
do teddy bears play in it?
what grit is it?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. 2-ply and puppies play in it at my house.

Jessie cannot get enough of toilet paper. It's better than any of her squeaky babies. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. It's hand stitched, 300 thread count, of the finest

Egyptian cotton, 3-ply, unbleached.

[Raven]

3. New or used?

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. ....and I just ate lunch even....

:puke:



;)

[On the Road]

5. To Quote the Beatles:

My TP is a pretty nice roll
but it doesn't have a lot to say.
My TP is a pretty nice roll
but it changes from day to day...

[Calico Jack Rackham]

6. I prefer pictures of *

to wipe my bum with.

[MissMillie]

7. don't tell anyone

but once a week I swipe a roll from the office.

I think it's 2-ply, but it's not quilted and there's no print on it.

[tsakshaug]

12. used to do that in college

take some rolls and bring them to the apartment

[La Lioness Priyanka]

made by me personal s** slaves

[wysimdnwyg]

8. 0.2 Grit

I just use a big rock. ;-)

[Kadie]

9. What makes you think we use toilet paper?

Sears catalog and corn cobs are the fashion here.
We also have one of them sheds out back with a moon carved in the door.

[sangh0]

10. Moistened and flushable - the ultimate in anal luxury

My butthole is as soft, well, as a baby's behind

[TrogL]

11. I can't keep it in stock

the cats destroy it

[tsakshaug]

13. The big bulk bag of TP

found at BJ's wholesale club.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Starts out white, ends up brown

[arwalden]

15. Corncobs And Old Sears Catalogs