What on earth is Leno thinking in this picture?

[Lindacooks]

[name not needed]

1. what the fuck was she thinking?

she must be retarded for marrying that fuckwit!

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. What the heck is that thing around her neck?

It can't be a hand me down from Barbara.

[rvgwinn]

4. choker

I don't know, but sure is ugly and clumsy looking.

[happyending]

3. Leno is thinking

that the last time he saw a woman that high
it was Wynona Ryder on her way back from Mexico.

[lindashaw]

5. Has Laura had some work done on her chin or jaw? It doesn't

look as thick as it used to.

[Kahuna]

8. he's lost weight. And she has had a fashion makeover...

I think she looks great. I hate shrub. I think she must be as bad as he is because she married him. But, I give credit where it is due. She has definately improved her appearance lately. And, she is a naturally pretty woman to begin with.

[displacedtexan]

6. I mean no disrespect re body shape, but...

I saw Pickles' inaugural gown at the Smithsonian 2 years ago. Weird body shape: very thick, short waist; extremely short arms with thick wrists, rounded (almost humped) shoulders and back, and huge hips.

Leno is probably noticing the strange shape of the First Lady.

[myomy]

7. What am I doing in this room full of fools?

.

[BringEmOn]

9. Leno thinking: "I'll give you a "real" pearl necklace, Baby!"

[dudeness]

13. LOL..

..

[Fenris]

10. God, I am a fucking tool.

[maggrwaggr]

11. is that a zipper?

what will be revealed if I unzip the zipper?
Who are the pod people?

[moof]

12. My perle makeup job is not getting any comments.

[chenGOD]

14. What is that strange smell?

Why, that's L'eau de Evil #666 if I'm not mistaken.