It's official - BMW drivers get more sex

[dArKeR]

Berlin - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine Men's Car found in a survey of 2 253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2,2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1,4 times per week.

http://iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1083425760539B232&set_id=1

[pagerbear]

1. I have a BMW!

Why am I not getting more sex?

Maybe it's because mine is 9 years old and I got it used?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. See. I knew there was someone who was keeping the average

down.
Sell your BMW, that way the stats can go up.

[pagerbear]

9. I love my Beemer and she loves me!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yeah, but tell the BMW morons that imaginary sex does NOT

count.

[coloradodem2005]

4. May be you could tell them that masturbation does NOT count.

[mobuto]

5. What's the old joke

about the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

[pagerbear]

11. Punchline please!

[mobuto]

12. With the porcupine,

the prick's on the outside.

[Fixated]

3. Read: BMW owners lie constantly

My Camry does me fine, you bastards. The key is lying to girls about what car you own.

[Tina H]

6. technically

all this means is that BMW drivers *say* that they get more sex.

Let me know if any studies show that BMW drivers are especially prone to honesty about sex. Lying about sex is acceptable as we all know from the Clinton admin.

[Nlighten1]

7. BMW is my favorite car manufacturer.

Right up there with Honda.

[SarahB]

10. I had sex in a Porsche once

It was kind of crowded. I suspect that's the reason it's drivers lag behind. :7

[dArKeR]

13. Add Capri, Biscane, Regal and a Yamaha scooter to that list!

[Taverner]

16. Coulda been worse

Coulda been the back of a Volkswagen (Kevin Smith ref here )

[camero]

14. BMW

Blow My Weiner mobile

[aquaman]

15. I just bought one two weeks ago...

300 series of course because they are the cheapest. I have noticed that my wife seems to want to have sex more now, just kidding. I do love the car though.

[Ottmar]

18. I suppose your wife has the wrong car

There's a difference between male and female drivers. Male BMW drivers have sex 2.2 times a week -- female drivers only 1.9 times (don't tell her or she calls her mother!). The best thing you can do is to buy a french car for your wife (2.1 times a week for females).

[MichaelHarris]

17. maybe

but when I pull out my old MG I get some action. Maybe its that British exhaust, or me kicking the carburators to hell and back.

[BringEmOn]

19. Do Hummer drivers get more........?

more gropes?
more cheap,unwelcome sexual advances?

[Kellanved]

20. heh

I'm not sure what I should think of a magazine called "Men's Car", nor do I think that BMW drivers are overly honest.

Anyway, here the complete list:

Brand Men(snu-snu/week) Women(snu-snu/week)

BMW 2.2 1.9

Mini 2.1 1.8

Audi 2.1 2.0

Smart 2.0 1.7

Italian 2.0 2.0

French 1.9 2.1 ( I hope the question had a clear classification :evilgrin:)

VW 1.9 1.8

Japanese 1.8 1.9

Ford 1.7 1.8

Mercedes 1.6 1.4

Schwedish 1.6 1.8

Opel(GM) 1.5 1.5

Korean 1.5 1.7

Porsche 1.4 1.2

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