Which Wizard Of Oz character is Bush* most similar to?

[Blue-Jay]

[wryter2000]

1. The message of W of O

was that the scarecrow was the smartest, the lion was the bravest, and the tin man was the most loving.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Yeah, I know that.

I was just singing "If I Only Had A Brain" to myself a little while ago, and thinking that Bush could do a little less "head-scratching" and a little more "thought-hatching".

Just being silly, really.

[PragMantisT]

2. Wicked Wimp of the West n/t

[Blue-Jay]

6. haha! Good one!

Although, I'll prefer it when he has a political fate akin to the witch of the East. More toe-curling for these criminals.

[prolesunited]

4. D'oh

guess I should read the question.

Nevermind :P

[Blue-Jay]

8. Hahaha!

I just figured you were being sarcastic!

[SaveElmer]

5. He's the great and powerful Oz

Tries to look tough, full of hot gases...but is being controlled by the man behind the curtain (Cheney)

[johnnie]

7. Kind of like the wizard...

"don't look behind the curtain" But thats about it.

[Morning Dew]

10. The apple tree

"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?"

[displacedtexan]

9. The Wicked Witch of the East... after the house fell on her.

Curled up toes.
Good for nothing but compost.

[izzie]

11. All

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[Blue-Jay]

13. That was actually MY first thought.

"If I only had a brain...a heart...the nuyve.."

[Bonhomme Richard]

12. One of the Turds that the flying.................................

monkeys dropped.

[Commendatori]

14. It's a trick question

Dopey is a Disney character.

[Misunderestimator]

15. Lion... he isn't smart enough to be one of those flying monkeys.

The lion always seemed the stupidest to me anyway.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Combo: Cowardly Lion (coward hiding as a bully); Scarecrow (no brain),

Tin Woodsman (no heart); The Wizard (charleton); Wicked Witch (intoxicated by pursuit of power); and Auntie Em (patronizing).

[SarahB]

17. The Tinman if the Tinman really didn't have a heart

Bush has no heart and the Tinman actualy had one all along.

I'd therefore have to say he's just another flying monkey drone.

[CatWoman]

18. I voted Scarecrow

and then realized he had more sense than all of them put together.

Gotta change my vote to Cowardly Lion.

But then, what about the flying monkeys?

we need a photoshop here!!

[geniph]

19. I think he's one of those goddamned trees!

Those things gave me nightmares when I was little - and think about it - they're useless, near-immobile, stupid, mean, and SCARY!

[mtnester]

20. I will forever now associate....

the wicked witch and the flying monkey song now with every word that comes out of his mouth (think of him giving a speek and hearing that music)

[Merrick]

21. Jumbles the clown with no balls

[Feanorcurufinwe]

22. I have to go with the Wicked Witch of the West

Somebody hand John Kerry a bucket of water!