I was in the Pentagon yesterday, ask me anything unclassified

[Philosophy]

:nuke::smoke:

[Richardo]

1. Does that ghoul Rumsferatu really have a piece of the plane in his office?

BTW, Rummy would fit easily into the gallery in your sig line...

[Philosophy]

4. Didn't get to see Rummy

I'm not quite THAT important yet.

[Taverner]

2. did you see any shiny medals?

[Philosophy]

5. Yes

I saw a few unidentified military personel in the halls wearing medals.

[MichaelHarris]

3. were

there hot chicks in uniforms?

[Philosophy]

7. There are surprisingly few hot chicks in the Pentagon

Unless really butch chicks toting automatic weapons do something for you.

[MichaelHarris]

9. chicks with guns

tend to make me shy away

[DoNotRefill]

16. Oh damn....I'm making grunting noises now...

Constantly, in the back of my mind, is the thought that if I behave spectacularly poorly, my wife will bust a cap in my ass. That's why I love her. She doesn't have to worry about ever being a battered woman, and she's a better shot than I am.

[ugarte]

6. See any nude Iraqis?

n/t

[Philosophy]

8. No

My low-level security clearance does not allow me access to nudity.

[jmags]

10. Does ole G.W. get uncomfortable when the conversation

turns to either Mendelian genetics or large penises?

I have this theory that he does, but I haven't been able to prove it. If you can help me out, I'd be much obliged.

[Philosophy]

11. That is classified due to national security concerns

No comment.

[jmags]

12. Damn...I thought I had an "in".

[ugarte]

13. Any anti-Bush graffiti in the bathrooms?

Or do you have bathroom clearance?

[DoNotRefill]

14. Does it still smell like Mongolian BBQ?

I lived downwind for a while. Not a pleasant smell.

[oblivious]

15. Did anyone seem to be doing anything useful?