What household item have you broken while watching Chimpy

[ashling]

or his alter ego on T.V.?

I have noticed that many DUers openly admit that they have broken vases, lamps, etc. when the insipid one comes on the TV. How do you handle the rage? Do you just let out a primal scream and go on with your life? Are you having to replace household items on a regular basis? Are you down to drinking out of the same chipped coffee mug because the rest lie smashed at the base of your TV?

Tell us your story.

:argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:

[ewagner]

1. Actually

I have a foam-rubber "Packer Brick" to throw during Packer games....works for Bush* too!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. 3 remotes and several larynxes due to primal screams

[Triple H]

3. Nothing.

I'll save my anger toward him on Election Day.

[havocmom]

4. I bent a metal yardstick

I do not trust myself with anything less strudy while he is on.

[zbird]

5. I pretty much just scream/yell/growl.

Scares the daylights out of the kids and dogs. It seems to be a visceral reaction. I simply cannot control it.

[freetobegay]

6. I know the feeling.

[Loonman]

7. I scream "LIAR!!!!!"

My roommates just say "oh, were you just watching Bush or FOX News Channel?".

[tridim]

8. I've broken "out the bong"

on several occasions.