I Haven't Had Sex In Over A Year...Ask Me Out ..uh..I Mean Anything

[THUNDER HANDS]

:evilgrin:

[cherryperry]

1. Okay, who' s making the come-on:

John Kerry or John Ashcroft?

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. that's not fair

but I'd take Kerry over Asscrack anyday. I'd even let him pitch.

:)

[cherryperry]

5. OMIGOD!

Is my face red!

Without looking at your profile, I thought in a sexocentric (LOL) way and presumed you were female, so, since you had Kerry's icon and Ashcroft's picture; I thought I was funning with another woman!

So, big boy, why don't you come up and see me sometime?

[XNASA]

2. So.....how long have you been married?

:eyes:

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. LOL

Never been married, although I was in a relationship for two years (longer than most marriages nowadays) and I used to get some about once a week for the first nine months, then it dropped to about once every two weeks and then once a month and then the well just sorta dried up.

:(

[SOteric]

6. Nice try...but I don't think

you're Will Pitt's type.

[dweller]

7. Did you celebrate the 1 Year Anniversary thing?

just curious if i have to buy myself something special to recognize my 'commitment' to the by myself for some thing...

dp

[DEM FAN]

8. I Have Not Had Sex And I'm 32. Take That.

:-)

[oustemnow]

9. so, the wagon you tote your testicles around in,

is it a Radio Flyer? Or do you prefer a wheelbarrow?