Analyst Claims Hillary is Nyarlathotep

[Khephra]

NEW YORK, NY - Political analyst Paul Ferrera recently announced he holds uncontestable proof that Hillary Clinton is the Crawling Chaos. Spokesmen for the Clinton camp, however, dismiss Ferrera's claim as yet another shady Republican scheme to denounce the former first lady.

Ferrera first grew suspicious of Mrs. Clinton soon after being hired as her publicist in 1990. "She was running behind schedule," Ferrera recalls, "and asked me to finish a speech she was preparing for an upcoming fundraiser."

An amateur crypto-archaeologist, Ferrera finished the handwritten speech and scribbled an ancient Sumerian symbol on the last page. "I didn't know it was an elder sign at the time," says Ferrera, "it was just an image that stuck in my mind after seeing it at a dig, so I doodled."

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[TrogL]

1. For the love of God - why?!?!?

[Khephra]

2. Someone said that they missed my Cthulhu threads

While I've been "out", so I'm catching up a bit.

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. My dog just farted

It must be true!

[geniph]

4. Oh please. Any idiot can see it's Lynne Cheney.

I mean, REEEEALLY. :eyes:

[KamaAina]

5. Sooooo... that means she has 999 more young besides Chelsea?

And that she was the first black (and capric) First Lady...