World's greatest grandmaster

[Whitacre D_WI]

[Donkeyboy75]

1. No Parking on the Dance Floor.

You're a funny bastard sometimes. But mostly you're just a bastard.

[dolo amber]

2. Oooh! Oooh!!

I second that insul...er....emotion! :bounce:

:P

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. Shut the fuck up, yo.

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. True, but at least I'm not a lefty.

[Donkeyboy75]

5. You're just jealous

B-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Of a genetic mutation?

Hardly. :P

[dolo amber]

8. And stinky.

Don't forget stinky.

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Don't make fun of my son!

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Believe me I don't. I'm in Chicago, and it's still

not far enough away from his stank ass. :puke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. Wow.

The fart I laid at RandomKoolzip's party is still hanging over the city?

Pretty fuckin' impressive, if you ask me.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Yeah, but look what it did to Lake Michigan:

Thanks a lot, asshole. Walleye is now $25 a pound here.

[eyesroll]

7. You're all wrong

On edit: Well, crap. Apparently this is a parody of a chess thread. And I thought I was being all original.

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. Bankok! Oriental setting

And the city doesn't know what the city is getting.

[Donkeyboy75]

13. I'd let you watch, I would invite you.

But the queen's wheels would not excite you.

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. Just like a southpaw to get the lyrics wrong.

That's right.

So, you'd better go back to your bars, your temples...
Your massage parlors.

[Donkeyboy75]

19. You're right, it should be "the queens we use"

At least I can spell "Bangkok"

[Deja Q]

12. There's only one Grand Master I know of...

Grand Master B!



(Couldn't find a pic of him wearing the hat backwards. :cry: Oh well, this one will have to do... :9 To quote Bud: "Yum yum, give me some!" :D )

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Well played, old sport!

I must give props to the Bud nod.

[TroubleMan]

15. Grandmaster Flash was always (and still is) one of my favorites

nt

[Blue-Jay]

20. Boris Spassky?

He's a "grand master", isn't he?