Joining 700 Club. Am suddenly feeling bigoted and superior.

[Donkeyboy75]

Ask me anything.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Why do you hate everyone?

[Donkeyboy75]

4. Jesus told me to.

Send me your money. :evilgrin:

[Sticky]

2. Do you have an overwhelming desire

to post inane replies to every thread in the lounge? :hi:

[Donkeyboy75]

3. You bet!

That's why I started this thread. Like you, I am trying to escape as quickly as possible!

[terrya]

5. I'll just bet you're against gay marriage now, aren't you?

Gonna give us some of that "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" stuff, huh, 700 club boy??

:-)

Terry

[Donkeyboy75]

6. No, I'm just against gays.

I hope it's obvious I'm kidding. One of the most sickening things I ever saw was when I lived up in Wrigleyville in Chicago. This area borders "Boys' Town," which has, as one might imagine, a huge homosexual population. Anyhow, they had a Gay Pride parade on a Saturday afternoon, and along the way was a church. There was a smattering of anti-gay protest, but the most sickening was a man with a child. He was holding a sign that says "God hates fags." The stupidity and contradiction in that sign says it all for me with right-wing fundies.

[tjwash]

9. You see the thing is...

...that is the type of behaviors and attitudes that one has in middle and high school, along with racial stereotyping and bigotry. Most people outgrow that at some point. They join the military, and see that there is a world outside the town they grew up in, or college, where they discover the same thing. I just chalk it up to plain old ignorance. Some people never see that there is an entire diverse world out there, and to be honest, that's the way the government likes it. An uninformed public is extremely open to manipulation.

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Good parenting also beats ignorance.

I'll never forget when I was in second grade, a kid and I were riding a bus back from some program we were in to our elementary school. He had the idea to yell "n****r lips" at this woman walking with a baby stroller. Funny thing is, she was white, and I had no idea what the word meant. Anyway, after we did it, the bus driver pulled our asses into the principal's office, and made us call our parents.

My normally VERY calm father (I've seen him angry maybe six times in my life, and I'm 28), took the afternoon off work to be there when I got home. He had a dictionary in front of him, made me look up the word, read it to him, and then just verbally laid into me about respecting other people, etc. I'm very glad for that lesson. I still chuckle when I think about how puzzled that woman must have been :)

[Cursive_Knives512]

20. "God hates"

Stupidest thing I've ever heard!

[tjwash]

7. That's right, and he made them white I tell you, WHITE!!

[Donkeyboy75]

8. That's indisputable.

Haven't you seen the illustrations in the Bible?

:eyes:

[stopbush]

10. The worst of it is starting each sentence with the words "I just..."

ever notice that about fundie Xtians?

[tjwash]

11. The four words sure to be in every neo-con post....

I, Me, My, and Mine

[Donkeyboy75]

13. But they sometimes obscure those meanings

with misused terms like "freedom," "liberty" and "justice."

[stopbush]

26. Or, "I just trust Jesus..." n/t

[Canuckistanian]

14. So, what's it feel like to have 3/4 of your brain inactive?

You can reply in monosyllables if you prefer.
:P

[Donkeyboy75]

15. Hey, it sucks when you only have 25% of your brain

to use towards twisting basic Christian principles into greed, hate and intolerance...then selling it to the public!

[physioex]

16. Are you going in to the diamond business??

[Donkeyboy75]

19. Only if they're blood diamonds.

No fun making profits unless you're a total hypocrite.

[MissMillie]

17. Keep posting

It will pass.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. I'm doing my best,

thanks to the help of enablers like you!

:hug:

[Lars39]

21. "Bigoted and superior" .......Check. Got Jan Crouch Big Hair?

http://members.tripod.com/~anxietyny/jeezusjan.html

[Donkeyboy75]

22. Thanks.

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

:scared:

No big hair here. I did have a 'fro going due to nine weeks without a hair cut, but the horrified barber ended that last week.

[m-jean03]

23. m. baudet?

Je pense que vous etes tres dingbat
;)

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Mlle Cerveux!

"Dingbat?" :cry:

Ton coeur est froid. Je pense que nous ne sommes pas les amis. Au revoir, mademoiselle. Je ne veux plus vivre.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[m-jean03]

28. NOOOOOOO!!

Rentrez vous a la belle vie!!! Je t'aime M. baudet!!!!

Avec mes apologies, je veux vous donner de la nourriture de la liberté,



:-) :-) :-) :-)

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Ah, les pommes de terre. Mon favori!

Je ne peux plus être fâché avec vous. :)
Et je dois admettre que je suis un peu d’un dingbat. ;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. How many people attended the March for Women's Lives? (nt)

[Donkeyboy75]

25. Anywhere between 25,000 and 1.1 million.

You know, the same number as were at the anti-choice demonstration.

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