The Check(ers) Mate of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy am I glad I took that dance class back at Midland High, so I can know all these fancy dance moves like the do-si-do. I'd hate to seem like a hick. . . . Gee, they must do lots of square dancing down under, this guy really knows his moves!"

[emad]

1. It's the ginger one behind Asshole...is he practising Nazi hand

singals or is it something aerobic?

[Fenris]

2. "Oh, shit. This guy isn't Dick Cheney!"

"I shouldn't have mentioned anything about our plans for global dominatrix! Dick's gonna kill me!"

[TahitiNut]

3. Dim Son seems to naturally take the follower's (dance) position.

Anyone seeing him as any kind of 'leader' is seriously drain-bamaged, imho.

[seemslikeadream]

4. I found this look where the guy's hand is!

I gotta back bush up about an inch.

[emad]

6. Probably same place his brain is..

??

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "So he says, 'Do ya know we're gonna dance right back

into office together?' And I said, 'No, but if you can whistle it, maybe we can pick it up,' meaning we could try to dance to that, . . . but then he just started laughing. Sometimes I'm so funny that even I don't get it myself, . . . . Hmmmm.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Phillips Andover, baby, don't you remember the cheerleading pics?

A fine effort otherwise though Skip!

[BringEmOn]

8. "Nobody's looking...let's sneak off for a quickie."

[the Kelly Gang]

9. come November : NO George Bush & NO Johnny Howard

the similarities with these 2 are astounding :both are war mongerers..both love a photo-op, both got to the top job with a minority of votes and they're both arseholes.

[cosmicdot]

10. W: oh, no, Victor showed up ... act natural, say nothing ...

did you know:

George nominated Victor to be ambassador to Poland?

how sweet




April 9, 2004

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush has nominated former Knoxville Mayor Victor Ashe to be the next U.S. ambassador to Poland.

The 59-year-old Ashe was mayor for 16 years until December 2003 when term limits barred him from seeking a fifth term.

He also is a former member of the state House and state Senate.

In 1984, Ashe was the Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate but lost to Al Gore.

http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=1774335

[BringEmOn]

11. Ashe sets the record straight