Doesn't * have a tailor?

[benburch]

I have to ask... His suits always look like they are hanging from a branch rather than being worn by a person. Where is his tailor? Doesn't he know how totally stupid he looks?

[Kahuna]

1. The jackets are large to accomodate his kevlar vest....

nt

[benburch]

2. Then he should do without.

Clinton never wore one, that I was able to see.

I mean, none of us proles ever get to see him, and he travels in an armored cat with a huge security detachment. What danger is he in?

[Drifter]

3. No wonder no one can get at him ...

"he travels in an armored cat with a huge security detachment"

Thanks Ben, I know what you meant, but it sure did read funny.

Cheers
drifter

[benburch]

4. Probably my subconscious...

A rather obese cat was draped across the top of my iMac as I was writing that!

:-)

[proud patriot]

5. bush is the incredible shrinking man

they probably fit him when he first wore them .

[Lisa]

6. Bush gives his tailor weird instructions

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dallas/tsw/stories/121403dntexgassane.4d196.html

Mr. Bush also asked once that a sleeve be shortened 1/16th of an inch. Seeing past Mr. Karim's smile, Mr. Bush sensed his hesitation over such a minute alteration.

"How could you tell? To me, it didn't need it," Mr. Karim said. "He read my mind. He made me write it down."


p.s. does this mean that Bush has to take full responsibility for the Amazing Technicolor Dreamtie fiasco?


http://www.detnews.com/2001/homelife/0111/04/c03-332945.htm

"But the president calls the shots. "President Bush knows what he's doing, what he wants and how to dress for TV. Believe me, he knows," says Karim."


A photo of Mr. Karim -- and does W look dorky or what?! If he's posing with his tailor, you'd think he'd at least throw on some of those nice clothes!


http://www.gassanetailors.com/gt.shtml

[Canuckistanian]

9. Is that the guy who made the codpiece?

Good work!

[Mr.Green93]

7. Robert Hall

[geniph]

8. That happens when you sleep in the gutter in your suit

which is pretty much what he looks like a lot of the time.