My news source has a first name, it's p-r-o-p-a

[Earth_First]

My news source has a second name, it's g-a-n-d-a
So when I want to hear the "truth"
I turn on FauxNews/C-N-N

[m-jean03]

1. And if you ask me why I'll say

Cause Wolf & Hannity have a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A


Good morning EF

[Earth_First]

2. Nice touch

well played

[m-jean03]

9. where were my manners

yesterday? Thanks, back atcha

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. ROTFL!!

Brought tears to my eyes with its insight. :bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

4. needs more work, see below

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Whoops! In #4 above, I meant to say that MINE needs more work

Didn't mean to imply that yours did. I had originally replied with a variation, then realized that a line was missing and I needed to be replying to the original post. Edited that reply and did it badly. Next time I'll just erase everything and write "Delete" like everybody else does.

Anyway, all this anal-retentive blithering kicks a worthwhile thread, so that's a good thing at least.:)

[Bossy Monkey]

5. oh I love to watch it every day/and if you ask me why I'll say

'cause Fox News really has a way
with right-wing L-Y-I-N-G

How's that?

Note: since you said 'news source,' it needs to be just one. Besides, Fox News is loathsome from the get-go; CNN and the others are just copying.

[m-jean03]

6. Pretty good, pretty good

:toast:

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Thanks I liked yours too

but would probably change it to B-A-L-O-N-E-Y for maximum clarity. No biggy, though :)