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I saw this interview, and I figured I couldn't resist making my own observations about the article, so......
"After over a year of silence on the future of the STAR TREK feature film franchise...
(Because neither one was willing to admit how badly Nemsis blew dead penguins.)
...reveals Berman, in an excerpt provided by Dreamwatch. "It's something I will be producing with two other producers."
(The other two, presumably, being Braga and Lucifer)
Unwilling to offer many details...
(Because he doesn't have a clue what he's gonna rehash yet. Expect problems with the doubletalk generators, an unknown space/time warp, and some hot big-breasted bimbo to wear something skin-tight and add nothing to the plot except visible nipples.)
...he cryptically describes it as "a prequel"
(How about this for a movie idea. "Enterprise" is sent to investigate a time rift caused by an unusual wormhole. Investigation shows that the wormhole is being generated by the high speed spinning in his grave that Gene Roddenbery is currently doing. Enterprise goes back to the early 21st century, and discovers the only way to stop the spinning, close the wormhole and preserve the future time line is to hunt down and kill two third-rate hack TV producers, namely Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. I can guarantee an audience for that movie.)
On the television front, while the future of their first series remains in limbo,
(Read - on life support, and Paramount is wondering if they should try a risky experimental therapy and perform a Bermanectomy while removing an invasive Braganoma)
Berman confirms that he is developing a non-STAR TREK sci-fi series with partner Brannon Braga.
(I thought they already did. It was called "Enterprise") Both Berman and Braga have development deals with Paramount. If a new series begins development in earnest, TrekWeb insiders suggest Berman and/or Braga might take a reduced role in a fourth season of ENTERPRISE, though this is entirely speculation."
(How about reducing their role to, oh, I dunno, 0%??? And actually getting someone in there who could revive the mortibund patient. Assuming that the patient isn't terminal already.)
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