Subserviant Chicken: The LIST

[LynneSin]

Just incase you're curious as to what that damn chicken will do, someone with more time on their hands figured out the complete list

http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList

For those of you who for the love of God have not seen the subserviant chicken: Here's the original link

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

[Fenris]

1. My god that is sad

That person has way too much time on their hands. Read a book or write something or take up a hobby for Christ's sake!

[MallRat]

2. Segue (Not for those about to eat lunch)

Don't mean to hijack your thread, but this didn't deserve its own thread, and since we're talking about chickens...

I came across this rather, um, odd paper in searching a completely unrelated topic:

Recycling Dead Hens by Enzyme or Sodium Hydroxide Pretreatment and Fermentation
by WH Kim, PH Patterson
Department of Poultry Science, Penn State University

http://www.poultryscience.org/psa/toc/papers/00/ps00879.pdf

Recycling HENS? Wow. What will they think of next?

For ultrabizzaro reading, check out the Materials and Methods section. Here's a sample, emphasis added:

WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR QUEASY AUDIENCES.













"The hens were euthanatized by cervical dislocation, and after 5 h, replicates of 10 birds were placed in a MODIFIED CEMENT MIXER (99.1 L) with rubber picking fingers mounted in the lower one-third of the
mixer."

"Fifteen kilograms of GROUND BIRDS were placed in 19-L plastic buckets with lids."

It's amazing what you can have published in a peer-reviewed journal nowadays. :wow:

[LynneSin]

3. What in God's name would I do with recycled chickens

:puke: