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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:22 AM
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Caption: OK, so why DID the chicken cross the road?????
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:25 AM
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1. Chickenhawk getting out of harm's way.
Bwaaaak!
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codegreen Donating Member (827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:26 AM
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2. that's a drug sniffing bird; the suspect's car is parked off-frame
everyone knows that.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:29 AM
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3. Those brown ones are trained to detect terrorist bombs made
from...... fertiliser
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:38 AM
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4. He couldn't stand the idea of Bush getting re-elected either
So he thought it'd be better to play in traffic.
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:51 AM
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5. this is easy..the answer is to....
get to the other side:silly:
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:52 AM
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6. Apparently...
He was trying to avoid getting goosed!
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WildClarySage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:02 PM
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7. To show the possum
that it CAN be done.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:04 PM
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8. to boldly go where no chicken has gone before
Edited on Thu Apr-22-04 12:06 PM by cosmicdot

:silly:
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 12:07 PM
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9. Junior just had to check out those white lines.
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