I'm fixing to enter the 700 club is it

MichaelHarris

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Wed Apr-21-04 05:57 PM
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I'm fixing to enter the 700 club is it

as painful as people make it out to be? I'm very skeert.

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DarkPhenyx

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:00 PM
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1. Yes it is.

Work hard to get out as soon as possible. No worries though. We'll hold your hand till you make it out.

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:01 PM
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2. should I wear

protection?

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DarkPhenyx

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:02 PM
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3. There really isn't good protection but...

...you need to learn to ignore the wicker marks on your ass. They are from the handbasket you will find yourself in. :evilgrin:

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:10 PM
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4. hahahahahah

wicker basket marks. Like the ones you get at a nude beach after you chose the WRONG lawn chair?

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notadmblnd

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:20 PM
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5. no, the wicker basket will be your transportation to hell

Edited on Wed Apr-21-04 06:22 PM by notadmblnd

MUUAaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

on edit: what the heck am I laughing at I'll be going there myself sometime in the not too distant future

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DarkPhenyx

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:22 PM
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7. Laugh not soon to be lost one.

You are on your way to the 700 club as well I see.

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MichaelHarris

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:29 PM
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8. LOL

and I'll be your guide, we'll take the short bus.

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notadmblnd

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:57 PM
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10. sounds like a plan

Edited on Wed Apr-21-04 06:58 PM by notadmblnd

:toast:

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DarkPhenyx

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:21 PM
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6. Choose the wrong lawn chair...

...and you get blisters from the fake metal wicker. Yeah, it's kinda like that.

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Nlighten1

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Wed Apr-21-04 06:29 PM
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9. Fixing?

You must be from the south.

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Habibi

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Wed Apr-21-04 07:34 PM
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11. Nah.

I've been here a few days now and I'm all ri--aieee!

:nuke:

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NewHampster

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Wed Apr-21-04 08:06 PM
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12. I got out in under a day

I'd tell you the secret passages but how do I know you're not a freeper.

:smoke:

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