I Got My Wife Knocked Up

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Just Kidding! but intime i am sure someone will figure out how i can accomplish this ...meanwhile i am trying my absolute best!

[supernova]

1. Practice makes perfect!

:D

[Sagan]

2. As a parent, let me say this...

The voyage is a hell of a lot more fun than the destination.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. i have no doubt

[camero]

Simple

In vitro from a sperm donor. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. boy cooties

[camero]

10. lol

That's a good retort. :) I should check my sugar again.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Turkey baster

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. nah what fun is that!

[Mick Knox]

5. Damn U!!! you totally stole

my post while i was deciding if it would be appropriate or not!!!

Im too slow.

[Mick Knox]

7. hey dont knock turkey bastors til you try em ;)

[Chicago Democrat]

8. Wear boxers. Eat high protein things like Shrimp, Oysters, Meat...

and then do it every other night. Make her stand upside down after wards. Don't drink or smoke. Be extra athletic.

[MichaelHarris]

15. we tried that

the upside down thing. It didn't work. Been trying for kids for 10 years, still a no go. At least I have an ugly dog.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. i like her upside down

:P

[MichaelHarris]

25. LOL

that wouldn't by chance be posted online anywhere would it? See I'm doing this research paper...awwwww who am I kidding.

[Sequoia]

21. Don't take hot baths either

[arcane1]

9. er... um.. if you need any volunteers...

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. volunteer to teach me?

how to accomplish this? anytime!

[arcane1]

22. you might not be able to do it alone...

fyi

aside from the turkey-baster method... but what are friends for? :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. i think you of all people

should know what friends are good for

[arcane1]

26. I do indeed

and I discover more good things for them all the time :evilgrin:

[kstewart33]

11. Get an at-home ovulation test

It gives you a 12 hour window where the odds of pregnancy are highest. My husband and I used one, and I was pregnant within 3 months of trying, at age 42, and again at age 45.

Worked like a charm.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. you know that i am talking about a lesbian relationship right?

[Ilsa]

13. I love being a mommy.

Sometimes, I want to go far away and be by myself again, but mostly, I love being a mommy. I wish you and your partner lots of luck.

BTW, intrauterine insemination is no picnic. (My husband and I had fertility problems with the first one.)

[matcom]

17. i TOLD YOU NOT TO SPIT!!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. lol!

[NightTrain]

18. All you need is...

1. A sperm donor; and

2. A turkey baster.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. eeeW

boy cooties

[ForrestGump]

23. But at least we've got our own, built-in, turkey basters

Of course, this admission might affect my chances of having anyone come around for Thanksgiving dinner...

[supernova]

28. A side of

oh, nevermind...

[arcane1]

29. lol... not really sure exactly...

where you were going, but wherever it was, it's making me laugh :silly:

[ForrestGump]

34. Let's just hope it wasn't related to gravy

I don't think I have it in me...

[slinkerwink]

30. lol!

[Ilsa]

31. Hey Lioness, you know they wash the sperm, don't you?

They have to, or it can cause ugly cramping. So, some of the boy cooties get washed off.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. but not all

boy cooties are gross...slimy...eek

[tigereye]

33. just saw a post about two female mice

producing a female mouse... the world would be all female. Don't know where the post went... is that what inspired all of this? Don't remember how it was accomplished either, gene splicing? Then there is always parthenogenesis....

[Moderator]

35. Locking

You guessed it-this has become a sex thread

DU moderator