I AM God DAMMIT!! What are you gonna PAY ME to DO??

[matcom]

*taking requests.....for a price*

GIVE IT TO ME DAMMIT!!!

[matcom]

1. what? nobody gots any money for thier diety?

ahem

if you pass the collection plate, i'll do you favors! :D

[VelmaD]

2. I want...

world peace, an end to all forms of discrimination and hate, and to get laid tonight.

No cash on hand...are you willing to take it out in trade? :)

[matcom]

3. hmmmmmm

you DID mention getting laid!

:think:

ever wanted to f*ck GAWD?

[VelmaD]

4. *snort*

Would you believe, if you look for it hard enough, you can find porn stories on the net that involve god and satan getting it on. Swear to...well...god. :)

And I must secretly, deep down, wanta do god...I sure seem to call his name out a lot. ;)

[galadrium]

5. really?

Quote "Would you believe, if you look for it hard enough, you can find porn stories on the net that involve god and satan getting it on. Swear to...well...god. :)"

really... post some links or something... i've got to see this...lol

[VelmaD]

6. Ask and ye shall recieve

http://www.slashaholics.org/thamiris/slash/principio.htm

[MikeG]

7. Hey Matcom, please sterilize all the Freepers.

[matcom]

8. have done one better

installed 'ebony fists' in all their porta-potties

will THAT suffice? :D

[MikeG]

10. Did you have to wave a wand or something?

[Ramsey]

9. I really couldn't say

This is a family forum after all! :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[matcom]

11. God accepts PM's you know

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

12. Uhmmm.... Yer God...

What do you need money for? - can't you just divert all the funds you need to your private Swiss bank account or your corporation in the Cayman Islands?

[matcom]

13. God works in mysterious ways

you don't want you miracles stranded on a yacht in the Caymen Islands do you?

i mean, if i am on my Skydoo and YOU need a new car, HOW am i gonna answer YOUR prayers without an Andrew Jackson?

silly mortal

[LynneSin]

14. Tell Fred Phelps to shut the f*ck up

He keeps telling us that you "Hate Fags"

And we know you really don't!!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. How many people can I have smote for $100?

I've got a list. :D

[matcom]

16. Spring Special

$1 per Smote :D

[GOPisEvil]

17. Maybe I'll just have Tom DeLay smote 100 times!

:D