Asshat undergoes £3200 worth of surgery to look like Elvis

[Fenris]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004181548,00.html

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004180787,00.jpg

Huh. Looks more like Gary Glitter to me.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004180788,00.jpg

Jesse Garren, 32 – who sings and performs marriages in Las Vegas – had a face peel, chin reduction and botox and lip jabs.

He was filmed by MTV’s I Want A Famous Face show about fans who mimic idols.

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004180789,00.jpg
Did he want to look like Elvis post mortem?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Some folks have more money than sense.

I wonder if he told his doctor, "Thank ya. Thank ya very much" afer his surgery.

[Fenris]

2. He's sort of a Smurf Elvis, don't you think?

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. that's smurfin' hilarious!

[Skittles]

3. these people need a psychiatrist more than a plastic surgery

shame on doctors who prey on them.

[tjwash]

4. For him...

...he get's the extra special ass-hat from me:

[kitkatrose]

5. Well, I guess somebody had to do it.

Some twit a few years ago underwent cosmetic surgury to have the Barbie body and face. :eyes: Sometimes I wonder about people.

[fob]

6. Oooops. I took "Asshat" as a slight at Ashcroft! This is NOT

what I was expecting.

And no, the doofus looks nothing like The King.

Closer to Ash from the Evil Dead series of movies (which kicks ASS btw)

And for an Elvis/Ash segue, go see Bubba Hotep.

[kmla]

7. So - I really wanna know...

... will this guy's daughter have to marry and divorce a Michael Jackson look-alike? And then marry a Nicolas Cage impersonator?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. Am I the only one who laughs hysterically when they hear the word asshat?

I can't help it.
Duckie