If you are a lurking Freeper Please post here.

[Mobius]

We love lurking freepers, really we do. Dont be shy now.

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Hitlery Klintoon is the devil!!!!

;)

[arcane1]

2. no, she's a communist nazi

:crazy:

[wryter2000]

3. Mmmmm

Ann Coulter is a fox.

[teeELkaye]

14. Foxy Coulter

I hear she comes with a latex S&M mask!

[Mistress Quickly]

4. John Ashcroft is going to

come and arrest all you terrsts and go nukulur on your ass. Traitors!!!

[tjwash]

5. It was under Clinton's Penis.

That's where they found Jimmy Hoffa's body. :tinfoilhat:

You morans.

[InhaleToTheChief]

6. Stupid question...

...what's a freeper?

[m-jean03]

12. Originally, denizen of

this place, though often used to refer to rightwingers in general:

http://www.freerepublic.com

"As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-Constitution, pro-Bill of Rights, pro-gun, pro-limited government, pro-private property rights, pro-limited taxes, pro-capitalism, pro-national defense, pro-freedom, and-pro America.

"We oppose all forms of liberalism, socialism, fascism, pacifism, totalitarianism, anarchism, government enforced atheism, abortionism, feminism, homosexualism, racism, wacko environmentalism, judicial activism, etc.

"We also oppose the United Nations or any other world government body that may attempt to impose its will or rule over our sovereign nation and sovereign people. We believe in defending our borders, our constitution and our national sovereignty."

In other words, WACKOS! Welcome to DU!:-)

[m-jean03]

15. Gawd, they opposes FEMINISM??

What does that mean exactly? Do they oppose SUFFRAGE, too???:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

18. They want to roll back the clock to the '50s.

The 1850s. :eyes:

[m-jean03]

26. 'Fraid you're right

The freeper's ideal of femininity:

[Mobius]

30. hey! I have a dress like that!

:o Maybe I should burn it.

[m-jean03]

33. Well, it's the corset that's the bad part --

Have you seen pictures of what they did to our insides???? :grr:

[Mobius]

42. well i didnt put the corset that tight

and binding, dare I say has its pleasures at times? :D

[m-jean03]

43. To each their own I suppose,

It's regarding the "obligatory binding" of olde that I grind my axe:)

[AntiCoup2K4]

27. Of corse we do! Doncha know that wimmen shuld be bearfoot n pregnint...

...and chained up in the kitchin cooking my g*ddammeed dinner!!

[VelmaD]

23. What's funny...

is in that long list of thngs they oppose...they didn't quite get that they were saying they opposed racism. Too funny.

[Claire Beth]

16. well.....

the conservative forum www.freerepublic.com members and the nickname "freeper" was derived from that. Please correct me if I am mistaken.

[SideshowScott]

7. Im Gay..And I secretly wished I was Monica ..I LOOVE YOU BIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!

Damn Evil-DUers getting me to say how I really feel..Back to in the closet watching Wrastl'in.

[redqueen]

38. LOL

He is a bit of a hottie, isn't he? He must've stoked up their latent homosexual tendency desires, hence the rabid hatred!

[demnan]

8. Hi all you hippie socialists out there!

:hi:

[ZenLefty]

9. Okay. I'm a lurking freeper.

:hi:

D'oh! You tricked me!!

[Arbustosux]

10. You libruls make me reel sick

why can't you be gud like George W???

[sniffa]

11. Locking

[Mobius]

31. oh you are not

wez havin fun. we neeed are fun. dint b a spoilspirt. Oh! gotta run! Need to talkk to lanlord bout lettin that new darkie in our bildin.

[LynneSin]

34. You should be banned for impersonating a DU moderator

:crazy:

[RobertSeattle]

13. The Grim Freeper will get you DUmmies!

[Champ]

17. Lurking Freeper checking in

:hi:

[Submariner]

19. John Kerry looks FRENCH !!!!!!!!!!!

evil...evil...

[kmla]

20. All right, you freaky fascists, I'm writing down your names!

I'm writin a report! Turnin' ya in!

*sniff!*

[skip fox]

21. What? Ae you crazY??? Any Freeper would be nuts

to identify himself in such a fashion. You must really think we're stupid . . . Oppps.

[bratcatinok]

22. No fair! You made me

giggle.

[DrWeird]

24. The funny thing is...

they think they're smart for spotting this "trap"

[sus]

25. go back 2 rusha!

[Mobius]

32. hey man I wouldnt be so gutsy

with 63 posts. Someone might really think you are. Unless we actually caught one. kidding :tinfoilhat:

[MAlibdem]

28. You know...

You all sure did miss the boat with that Howard Dean feller. This Kerry guy seems like a real stuck up librul fool. That Dean, tho, he was something. Now fight amongst yurselves! NOW! Fight!

*spreading seeds of doubt, paranoia, and Democratic infighting*

[LynneSin]

29. Damn, you made me out myself

:crazy:

[sus]

35. I know Lynne

and I saw her wearing a "I'm Clean for Ashcroft." tshirt.

or something like that..

[Van Helsing]

36. You libruls are terrorists and love terrorism!

*kidding

[Endangered Specie]

37. STOOPID PINKO COMMIE LIEBRULS!

[strategery blunder]

39. Freep! Freep! Freep!

heh heh heh:evilgrin:

[Zorra]

40. John Kerrey never served in Veitnam!

And Hines Co. outsources jobs and it is all Kerrey's fault. And if DU is so democratic, why do I keep getting baned when I post negative things about Kerrey? Also, John McCane would make a great VP. The Democratic party needs to swing to the right and become like the republican party if it wants to win in November.

Here is an email from a freeper friend of mine, please tell me how I should respond:

I served with John Kerrey in Veitnam. While he was there he lived in a castle and ate caviar every day. I personally saw him shoving pieces of mine shrapnal in his butt in order to get a Purple Heart.

Kerrey voted for the IWR and other stuff so I am going to vote for Nader.

[bloodyjack]

41. oogah boogah

me ride flagpoles

[Canuckistanian]

44. Don't mock me or I'll have your intestines on a stick

Santorum Ruuuulez!

[m-jean03]

45. Okay, I fess up. My conscience was killing me.

Here's some pictures of me & my husband:





You heathen America hating commies! I'm proud to be an intolerant fascist if the alternative is to be a DUmmy like you guys!