Dave Brubeck Sucks on Bassoon!

[BlueJazz]

How any of you Idiots can listen to him is beyond me!

..And one other thing while I'm at ..
Who in the hell ever told that 4-eyed fucker Paul Desmond that he can play Drums?....
Give me a break...

[BlueJazz]

1. Captain to Fight-Tower

Captain Radicalliberal: Tower..This Thread/Plane is dieing like a bad dream.

Tower: Well, Maybe if you would posted something that was even half-way intelligent you wouldn't have this problem.

Tower: And one other thing..Learn to spell dying.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. You're referring to the lost Brubeck years I assume

When they all switched up keeping things fresh and alive.

You, sir, obviously don't have an ear for avant garde. Next you're going to tell me Miles was no good on musical saw!

For Shame!!!

[BlueJazz]

3. I'll have to agree with you on that although

...I think he would sound better on a Stanley than a Craftsman.

The Craftsman Mark VI is a much better saw although the new
"Serie III" comes close.

[mobuto]

4. Dooley Wilson sucked on the piano

Photographs do lie.

[BlueJazz]

5. Damn!...Look directly behind the Piano player!

..It's Saddam Hussein!!

[mobuto]

6. Saddam Hussein...

...in his previous incarnation as professional movie extra.

The screen actors guild is really evil: it has produced Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein and, ugh, Kevin Costner.