dubya's purpLe heart

[sniffa]

Lost in aLL the hoopLa over kerry's medaLs, is dubya's record.

george w. bush received a purpLe heart for his deviated septum... of course if you did that much coke your heart wouLd turn purpLe too.


just taking the Latest joke out for a test ride.

[ewagner]

1. deviated septum?????

I thought he cut himself on a pop-top..........

[sniffa]

2. pop-top?

is that sLang for booting cocaine?

[ewagner]

4. No

It's a top of a'70's era beer can.....

[commander bunnypants]

3. naw naw

he was trying to start his jet but got a paper cut from the manual. or he broke his bottle of wild turkey and cut his pinkey


DDQM

[IronLionZion]

5. he cut his mouth while chugging a Coors

you know the deal where you use a knife to cut the bottom then open the pop top and the beer shoots into your mouth

[sniffa]

6. caLLed a "shotgun"

[Ganja Ninja]

7. I can't believe the right wing media is parsing about ..

Kerry's Purple Hearts. This country has gone to hell.