CAPTION the blurry finger

[Goldom]

[sniffa]

1. we're going to afghanistan, we're going

to iraq, then we're going to haiti, then veLenzueLa, and then we're gonna regime change syria. YEEEAAAHHHHH!!!

[DS1]

2. What? We're the Good Ole Boys!!!

He reminds me of that scene in the Blues Brothers when the Country *and* Western band shows up.

[skip fox]

3. "Then we'd play cowboys and longhorns and the naked

sheriff, and when Jeb was the sheriff I'd put the ol' gun-finger to his head . . . and I could make him do dog-gone almost anything. . . . Yikes!"

[Endangered Specie]

4. W is sticking up the American people... Dont move or

your civil rights get it!

[skip fox]

5. Come on, DU, some CAPTIONS before lunch!

Let's earn our meal.

:toast:

[Earth_First]

6. YEE HAW! YEE HAW! COWBOYS AND MUSLIMS! YEE HAW!

Barbara Bush: Georgie, it's time for your juice and cookies, and after that it's straight to nap time.

GW: Aww shucks, Mah...I was just about to nail...

Barbara Bush: NOW! GEORGE!

[Papa]

7. Bush never could quite get the hang of Rock, Paper, Scissors

[BringEmOn]

8. "Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into Fallujah, a whampin' and whompin'

every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life."

[Earth_First]

9. Nice Blazing Saddles reference...

"Someone's gotta go back to Baghdad and get a sh*t load of dimes!"

[BringEmOn]

11. "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."

[Earth_First]

12. SCREW YOU! I WORK FOR GEORGE BUSH!

n/t

[radwriter0555]

10. *BANG* *BANG* YOU'RE DEAD!!! GIT em!!!! GIT the BAD guys!!!

BANG BANG!!!

[BurtWorm]

13. "Here's my interpression of Unca Dick...'Damn, Scalia! That duck is mine!"

[cosmicdot]

14. W: they keep forgetting what we do to those who don't believe in me

[skip fox]

15. Sigh. Just received another missive from DoubleYou, my mysterious

correspondent who consistently takes exception to DU's CAPTIONings. I don't know why the hell he picked me, but . . . Well, let me just give you his letter and you think of it what you will:

"Is not fair at all I'll have you know. I mean the CAPTIONs as you very well know. So. I think you're being mean to our great president and I wish there was someone I could tell on you all and you'd all be punished, not just the corporeals and stuff cause it's just not fair. Why not privates or generals? Why only corporeal punishment. Maybe if we make all the DU nasty captioners corporeals in thge Army, then I could . . . I mean, then somebody could punish them for hurting our great leader's feelings . . . I mean, if he was ever likereading that nasty site. So here's my CAPTION!! And if you're fair, then you gotta print it . . . so there . . . I'd do it myself, but I got people watching my every little move. Here goes my might caption right about now:"

My own very caption for our great handsome and still young president warrior king and things: "So like we're gonna fight 'em in the air. And we'll fight them in the water. And on land. Even in holes and over mountains. And all our soldiers will give 'em hell for the Wad! You bet, . . . They're going win one for the Wad. . . . Wow. . . And like, Bring 'em on, and stuff."

[VOX]

16. "I have a loaded finger and I'm crazy enough to use it!"

"Just watch me stay the course. Nobody likes to see dead bodies on TV -- I know I don't. Who you talkin' to?"

[BringEmOn]

17. "My mama shaid, don't critichije me or you're dead!"

"...don't criticize my children and don't criticize my daughters-in-law and don't criticize my husband, or you're dead."

Babs Bush on Larry King

http://www.cnn.tv/TRANSCRIPTS/0310/22/lkl.00.html