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http://ediablo.com/ediablojokes.htmlThree Republican men died and went to Heaven. They were standing outside the gates, and Saint Peter was giving away different transportation things to everyone, depending on how faithful they were to their spouse.
Well the first one walked up, and Saint Peter said, "You sleep with other girls all the time, so I`m going to give you a pair of tennis shoes." So he gives him his shoes and he goes on into Heaven. Then the next guy comes up, and Saint Peter says to him, "You have been pretty faithful to your wife, but you were also bad some, so I`m going to give you a skateboard." So he gave him the skateboard and he went on into Heaven, just like the first.
Then the third one got up and Saint Peter said, "You have been really faithful to your wife and been with her whenever you could, so I`m going to give you a car. What type of vehicle would you like?" "A Hummer" exclaims the last Republican. A brand new Hummer suddenly appears and Saint Peter holds up the keys.
The guy, really excited, grabs the keys and drives into Heaven. He pulls up to one of his buddies and starts bragging about his brand new Hummer when his wife goes skating by on her skateboard.