George Bush's Resume'

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Subject: Fw: The beady eyed w*****l
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>I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
>influence of alcohol.
>*I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30
>days.
>*My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
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> *MILITARY:
>*I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
>*I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
>*By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
>Vietnam.
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> *COLLEGE:
>*I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
>*I was a cheerleader. *PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>*I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
>*I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
>*I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
>*The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>*I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
>land using taxpayer money.
>*With the help of my father and our rightwing friends in the oil industry
>(including Enron CEO Ken Lay),
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> I was elected governor of Texas.
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> *ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
>*I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
>Texas the most polluted
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> state in the Union.
>*During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog ridden city
>in America.
>*I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
>borrowed money.
>*I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
>history.
>*With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
>appointments to the Supreme
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> Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
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> *ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>*I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
>record.
>*I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
>billion dollars per week.
>*I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
>*I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
>*I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12month
>period.
>*I set the all-time record for most fore-closures in a 12month period.
>*I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
>stock market.
>*In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
>that trend continues every month.
>*I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
>administration in U.S. history.
>*My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
>after her.
>*I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.President.
>*I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most
>corporate campaign donations.
>*My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
>Kenneth Lay, presided over the
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> largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
>*My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
>assure my success with the U.S.
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> Supreme Court during my election decision.
>*I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
>or prosecution. More time
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> and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
>has been spent investigating one
> of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
>*I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
>intervene when corruption involving
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> the oil industry was revealed.
>*I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
>*I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts.
>*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
>in U.S. history.
>*I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
>history of the United States
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> government.
>*I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
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>*I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
>the U.S. from the Human
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> Rights Commission.
>*I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
>*I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
>and thereby have refused
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> to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>*I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
>*I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President
>since the advent of television.
>*I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
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>*After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
>security failure in U.S. history.
>*I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
>attacks and less than a year later
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> made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest
>failure of diplomacy in world history.
>*I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
>protest me in public venues
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> (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any
>person in the history of mankind.
>*I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
>attack and the military
> occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the
>United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> citizens, and the world community.
>*I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
>benefits for active duty troops
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> and their families in war time.
>*In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
>Iraq, then blamed the lies on
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> our British friends.
>*I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
>view my presidency as the
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> biggest threat to world peace and security.
>*I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
>*I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
>justice.
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> *RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
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> *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
>library, sealed and unavailable
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> for public view.
>*All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
>companies are sealed
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> in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>*All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President, attended
>regarding public energy
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> policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
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>*PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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