The Future-Ex-Mrs. Robb is coming over: Appropriate Countermeasures?

[Robb]

:D

[Fenris]

1. The underwear! Show her the casanova she's missing!

And start drinking in addition.

[Bunny]

2. Depends on why she's coming over.

Care to elaborate? ;)

[Dookus]

3. Whatever you do

do NOT call her a bitch!! Even though she's a bitch.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Now, now, Dook...

Stop being bitchy.

:P

[Dookus]

6. heheh

part of my new vow to use the word more often.

[Deja Q]

4. How about men's underwear strewn about?

:evilgrin:

She'll find that even more repulsive! :D :evilgrin: :D

[mouse7]

7. Calls for ultimate weapon: Pro Wrestling on TV

Put some WWE action on the tube and pump up the volume.

[JohnLocke]

8. Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise!

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:P

[Shrek]

9. Forget the underwear

A big pile of used condoms may be more effective.

:evilgrin:

[Don_G]

10. You Got A Belfry Handy?

[OC_dem]

11. Just one thong

should do it, sort of peeking out of the sofa. I have a divorced friend who did this, his soon to be ex went through the roof.

[DS1]

12. Hire some strippers to drop by, tell them to pick up a small

trampoline

[TXlib]

13. Why is she coming over?

Unless she is coming over to start some shit, just be civil. And even if she is, just be civil.

[VelmaD]

14. As much as I like all your ideas...

I have to agree with TXlib...just be the bigger person. Be civilized. Incredibly polite. It'll make her wonder what you're really up to. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

15. I think the more sinister ideas are all in fun

but I'll put away the Iron Maiden, for now

[Dookus]

16. Also...

be sure to ask her if she's put on a little weight.

[Robb]

17. (rimshot)

:spank: :D